Just finished with my Girlfriend

Arthur Streeb-Greebling · Post by **Arthur Streeb-Greebling** » 29 Mar 2006, 19:13

Anyone got any idea what those 'Fleshlights' are like?
Just finished with my Girlfriend.

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index.cfm

Can you play MP3's on them?

Mitch K · Post by **Mitch K** » 29 Mar 2006, 20:39

They look too small to me

Post by **Toiler On The Sea** » 29 Mar 2006, 22:07

Buy 2 get 1 free

Why would you need to buy any, let alone 2 for anyway, and at what point does having 3 become just a bit suss?

It just shows a lack of imagination.

There's winkers and there's liars.

Post by **PaulinLondon** » 30 Mar 2006, 08:01

Surely we could make better versions of these in our respective sheds ?

Post by **theraven1979** » 02 May 2006, 22:22

Arthur you got a new bird yet or you still wanking into bits of plastic?

Jim

Arthur Streeb-Greebling · Post by **Arthur Streeb-Greebling** » 03 May 2006, 08:05

Nah, gone back to greasing out toilet rolls, far cheaper and you don't have to buy them flowers, drinks or choccies.

I've heard sticking yer nob inbetween the bed mattress is rather jolly good too. Anyone tried that?
What about Sheep on a cliffside? anyone tried that one too?

Post by **Toiler On The Sea** » 03 May 2006, 08:46

theraven1979 wrote:Arthur you got a new bird yet ?

That'll be a no then!!

Post by **suchi** » 03 May 2006, 09:13

Arthur Streeb-Greebling wrote:What about Sheep on a cliffside? anyone tried that one too?

Sheep are always best taken in the missionary position then you don't have to miss out on the kissing.

Post by **Alias** » 03 May 2006, 11:35

More advice:

Here's a nice variation on a theme that I worked out one lonely night and offer now to you Arthur.

What you do is you sit on yer hand and yer nob until they both go numb. Then, when you have a wank, it feels like someone else is wanking someone else off.

Brilliant eh?

Arthur Streeb-Greebling · Post by **Arthur Streeb-Greebling** » 03 May 2006, 13:49

Alias wrote:More advice:

Here's a nice variation on a theme that I worked out one lonely night and offer now to you Arthur.

What you do is you sit on yer hand and yer nob until they both go numb. Then, when you have a wank, it feels like someone else is wanking someone else off.

Brilliant eh?

Yeah I know that one and used to try it with my girlfriend at the time but she used to sit on her hand then perform ye olde ham shank, wonder why it never fucking worked.

Sit on yer nob?
How do you do that? are you Diddy Kong King Dong King Kong or sumatt?

Post by **raveninblack** » 04 May 2006, 18:08

Im thinking of getting rid of mine (bird that is) its all too much trouble... I've had enough after 3 months! Glad she aint into The Glers, at least I know she aint gonna see this, just incase I change my mind!!

Radar · Post by **Radar** » 04 May 2006, 23:45

some weird shit on this thread