Crap Joke No.83840370

[droopsnoot]

Someone stole my credit card details and used it to buy some aftershave.

I contacted the bank, and they said my card has been cologned.

[Josh]

A vegan told me people who sold meat were disgusting.
I said people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.

[droopsnoot]

My mate Dave rang in a panic yesterday:

'I'm in dire need of help urgently, can you help me round up 18 geese?'

Sure, I said. It's 20 geese.

[MiB81]

Your jokes get me every time Mr.Droop

[droopsnoot]

I finally went to a live event last night, down my local pub.

There was a bloke on stage telling jokes and every time he told one his faced changed colour.

He was a stand-up chameleon.

[droopsnoot]

The first rule of Norman Collier club is ou alk ut orm er club.

[zontar]

What did the polka fan say when he ran out of beer? "Hey, this music sucks!"

[droopsnoot]

Breaking news: A dyslexic terrorist has barricaded himself inside London Zoo. Police have confirmed that he has taken six ostriches.

[Boody]

What did the polka fan say when he ran out of beer? "Hey, this music sucks!"

Am I the only person that hasn’t worked out this joke???

[droopsnoot]

What did the polka fan say when he ran out of beer? "Hey, this music sucks!"

Am I the only person that hasn’t worked out this joke???

I presumed that it meant that as soon as the guy sobered up, he realised the music wasn't as good as he'd thought. The suggestion being that you'd have to be drunk to like polka, whatever that is. [/kitten]

[laurie]

What did the polka fan say when he ran out of beer? "Hey, this music sucks!"

Am I the only person that hasn’t worked out this joke???

No

[droopsnoot]

Palaeontologists are having a party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur tibia.

It's going to be quite the shindig.