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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by jason » 24 May 2019, 14:21

Just been sacked from my job as a wedding planner.

I thought releasing birds would be a romantic idea but it turns out ostriches' are dangerous animals!

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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by sewer rat » 29 May 2019, 13:47

holy fuck....is that even a joke???

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Post by sewer rat » 29 May 2019, 13:51

a German flasher has just been nabbed by police...he goes by the name of Helmut Schoen

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Post by sewer rat » 29 May 2019, 13:53

Rachael Riley [countdown] is pregnant...I wonder if she'll pick the kid's name by choosing vowels and constanents...hope not..."hey Rache, what's yer kid called?"....WERTXDERG

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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by droopsnoot » 31 May 2019, 12:36

Charles, an anthropologist decides to study the natives of a distant tropical island. When he arrives he finds a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote location where he would make his collections.

The river takes them downstream, and in the eve of the of the second day, they hear the distant sound of drums. Being of a very nervous disposition, Charles is disturbed by the sound of the drums and asks the guide, "What are those drums?"

The guide replies, "Drums OK, but VERY BAD when they stop."

Then, after a few hours, the drums suddenly stop! Charles becomes as nervous as hell. Charles shouts at the guide: "The Drums have stopped, what now?"

The guide bends down, covers his head with his hands and says, "Bass Solo".
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Post by cerdan6899 » 04 Jun 2019, 12:43

Somebody broke into my shed last night and stole all my Limbo gear....i mean cmon how low can you get.
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by jason » 04 Jun 2019, 18:47

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office-I will track you down.

You have my Word!

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Post by jason » 04 Jun 2019, 18:56

To the person who stole my anti depressants tablets, I hope you are happy now!

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Post by droopsnoot » 10 Jun 2019, 10:01

What has four letters, never has five and always has six.
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by airflamesred » 10 Jun 2019, 12:52

I don't know
droopsnoot wrote:
10 Jun 2019, 10:01
What has four letters, never has five and always has six.

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Post by Sinister » 10 Jun 2019, 13:24

airflamesred wrote:
10 Jun 2019, 12:52
I don't know
droopsnoot wrote:
10 Jun 2019, 10:01
What has four letters, never has five and always has six.
:lol:
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by MULLY » 11 Jun 2019, 12:19

droopsnoot wrote:
10 Jun 2019, 10:01
What has four letters, never has five and always has six.
So they do 8)
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