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droopsnoot
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by droopsnoot » 05 Dec 2018, 11:51

Q. Why is Toblerone triangular?

A. So it fits in the box.
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by cerdan6899 » 05 Dec 2018, 18:28

1st Roman Soldier. Guess how many women i've slept with
2nd Roman Soldier. Mmmmmmm
1st Roamn Soldier. Not that many you fool


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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by PJayBe » 05 Dec 2018, 18:36

What’s got 25 doors that won’t open?


George Bush’s advent calendar.

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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by droopsnoot » 06 Dec 2018, 11:39

I said to my mate "I bought my dog a little coat with writing on the back".

He replied "That's nice, what did it say?"

I said "Nothing, he's a dog."
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by MiB81 » 07 Dec 2018, 15:42

Downloaded a hooky copy of Bohemian Rhapsody the other day,
think it had been recorded at the cinema,
all I could see was a little silhouetto of a man
...I'm making lists of all the people I love,
and all the cunts that should fuck off...

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