Put-downs...excuse me officer!

[Someone like you?]

Put downs you`ve actually used, in the Jet Black, infamous "If I called you a cunt officer,what would you do" vein ????

I`ll get ya started... (whilst very drunk), some bright spark started... I looked him over....., up,down... and came out with,
"500 million sperm, and YOU were THE best"? "Hahahahaha"!

[jason]

Put downs you`ve actually used, in the Jet Black, infamous "If I called you a cunt officer,what would you do" vein ????

I`ll get ya started... (whilst very drunk), some bright spark started... I looked him over....., up,down... and came out with,
"500 million sperm, and YOU were THE best"? "Hahahahaha"!

Good one!

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I think the alcohol, lack of meds and maniacal stare did it for him. I`m getting too old for all that

[Alexinblack]

Put downs you`ve actually used, in the Jet Black, infamous "If I called you a cunt officer,what would you do" vein ????

I`ll get ya started... (whilst very drunk), some bright spark started... I looked him over....., up,down... and came out with,
"500 million sperm, and YOU were THE best"? "Hahahahaha"!

Good one!

Seconded.

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Cheers Alex & Jason.
I DO NOT reccomend using Jets put-down. As I used it once,(Halloween 2000, quiet west part of Bognor), after a z-car, cruised by,slowed down,stared at me and I glared at them. I might`ve said a little loud "swine"... They took offence.
I used Jets put-down, in its entirety They didn`t like it ????
They then tried to find reasons to arrest me??? as in "If you swear one more time I`ll arrest ya,bollocks"???
I stopped swearing told them to look for the guy who raped a 90 y.o woman that week, or indeed to go into town arrest real abusive drunks fighting in town???
All I got was sharp poke in the ribs from the Mrs, and red faced funny looks from my mate ?????
Thats what I hate,officious,panjandrum,oafish,police officers giving it the LARGE,instead of doing REAL police work?
CUNTS!!!!

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If a tall lanky streak of piss,pissess ya off, I find the saying " Fuck me! I never knew you could stack shit so high" always works.

[Flyboy]

I use this one a lot..

Offer some sweets or anything nice to someone...........then say "Take one", "Go on, take 2"...........One for each face!

[Someone like you?]

I use this one a lot..

Offer some sweets or anything nice to someone...........then say "Take one", "Go on, take 2"...........One for each face!

Nice!

[Rockula]

''I don't know what you're for.''
''Why are you?''
''You are an evolutionary dead-end.''

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"Ya got a loud yap-for a puppy. I wanna feel ya teeth "!
"Oooops sorry, you`ve no balls, didn`t realise you were a bitch"!

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" Ya wanna know why I`m so fat" ?



"`Cos every time I fucked ya mother, she gave me a choccy biccie" !

[Niki Wu]

"I'd bitch slap you were it not for the time it would take to wipe all that man make up off my hand."