What literature are you currently reading on the toilet ?
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I've heard you eat pot noodles on the bog...[/quote]
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In times of DIY shortages... pot-noodles, mixed with 7up and Vodka... and warmed up in a microwave... make a great Pollyfilla substitute... as recommended by my school mate called Gordon... but then again, he is a moron
Burn e 77
PS. DON'T try this at home kids!
Anywhere and everywhere ![/quote]
In times of DIY shortages... pot-noodles, mixed with 7up and Vodka... and warmed up in a microwave... make a great Pollyfilla substitute... as recommended by my school mate called Gordon... but then again, he is a moron
Burn e 77
PS. DON'T try this at home kids!
Something better change!
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Yes there are a few Belfast pulp horror writers out there. Wayne Simmons with his zombie yarns is my pick of them. Get his first: Drop Dead Gorgeous and then Flu, and I think he has a new one just out.
He´s not going to be any major literary awards but his books are depraved, violent, full of debauchery and great fun.
He´s not going to be any major literary awards but his books are depraved, violent, full of debauchery and great fun.
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Also I take Belfast horror writer Wayne Simmons for a dump, if I get the feeling it´s going to be a two chapter sit down.
Cheers fur the heads up mate, might look into that- I like a good Zombie read
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Easily distracted.....
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I've not bee here in a while. It's good too 'read' old threads......whilst performing a tactical de-fuel......
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Fexake! That last post looks like it was composed by pigeon..... Too should of course have read to. And bee meant been. Feckin iPhone and it's pesky predictive text!
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Hunter S. Thompson.... "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"... Extremely psychotic and psychedelic shenanigans whilst on Mescaline... hilarious
cheers
Burn e 77
cheers
Burn e 77
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Bill Hicks - Love All The People
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The iPad. Bad signal.
Trying to work out if the supposed Tube strike will affect our arrival times at Victoria Station for Wonky Bus III.
Trying to work out if the supposed Tube strike will affect our arrival times at Victoria Station for Wonky Bus III.
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the qpr spurs report xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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This is rather good.
"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.
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Paul - what with this and the name your dump one ........ do you need help ? Do you have a toilet fixation ?
All quiet ..........
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Re: What literature are you currently reading on the toilet
there are numerous people in my generation who play Pokemon in the toilet for about two hours.