Fingermarks on your computer screen.

Post by **PaulinLondon** » 18 Jul 2010, 01:30

So...

You come home after a hard day's work. You woof down your supper and think, "Yes. Bollocks. I'm going to log on to The Forum and check what's happening".

You grab a beer, head to the computer and then find, before you turn the computer on, that the screen looks like five snails have crawled across the fucker and left smegma everywhere.

This really annoys me.

Post by **villainblack** » 18 Jul 2010, 01:31

PaulinLondon wrote:So...

You come home after a hard day's work. You woof down your supper and think, "Yes. Bollocks. I'm going to log on to The Forum and check what's happening".

You grab a beer, head to the computer and then find, before you turn the computer on, that the screen looks like five snails have crawled across the fucker and left smegma everywhere.

This really annoys me.

and the more you try and clean it the worse it gets

Post by **PaulinLondon** » 18 Jul 2010, 01:32

villainblack wrote:
PaulinLondon wrote:So...

You come home after a hard day's work. You woof down your supper and think, "Yes. Bollocks. I'm going to log on to The Forum and check what's happening".

You grab a beer, head to the computer and then find, before you turn the computer on, that the screen looks like five snails have crawled across the fucker and left smegma everywhere.

This really annoys me.

and the more you try and clean it the worse it gets

Exactly. Horribly annoying.

Post by **theraven1979** » 18 Jul 2010, 11:21

You've got smegma on your computer screen Paul?!

Jim

Arthur Streeb-Greebling · Post by **Arthur Streeb-Greebling** » 18 Jul 2010, 14:10

Paul how dare you have a Barclays all over your lovely Apple Mac?
Can't you use your Windoze PC for that type of thing?

Post by **APOLLO79** » 24 Jul 2010, 23:46

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Oh Stewie!

alm2910 · Post by **alm2910** » 24 Jul 2010, 23:50

thought so apollo..........you got jizz on yours.....

Post by **APOLLO79** » 24 Jul 2010, 23:58

alm2910 wrote:thought so apollo..........you got jizz on yours.....

Aw shucks!Caught again.... honest I'm tryin to break the habit!

alm2910 · Post by **alm2910** » 25 Jul 2010, 00:05

IF YOUR IN YER 40;S APOLLO YOU SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE THE CRUSTY TENNIS SOCK UNDER THE BED..

Post by **jbinblack** » 25 Jul 2010, 00:13

alm2910 wrote:IF YOUR IN YER 40;S APOLLO YOU SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE THE CRUSTY TENNIS SOCK UNDER THE BED..

Post by **yellowcakeuf6** » 25 Jul 2010, 00:31

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young yellowcake's Dad : "In my day it was horse glue and semen!" "Channon likes horses!" "Don't have nightmares son."

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