"JJ's bike is due for a service". Caption Competition.

[PaulinLondon]

King Kong : "I don't think you quite understand. I am extremely keen to see The Stranglers in Paris and I insist on going on this coach trip that Owen has arranged".

Bird : "As I have said, I think you are too big to get into a coach".

KIng Kong : "Well this is just hopeless. Are there any plans for any jungle gigs ?"

[MULLY]

One for TBC...



Bird : "You drive me ape, you big gorilla".

[Kathinboots]

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Kong : Did someone say "Wanker?"

Bird : *shuffles nervously and whistles a tune*

[fourth horseman]

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Kong : Did someone say "Wanker?"

Bird : *shuffles nervously and whistles a tune*

Kong: 'Hello little girl, are you on your own? Does your Mummy know where you are? Would you like a sweety?'

[droopsnoot]

King Kong: I've got all our reviews going back to when we started. Perhaps you'd like to come round to my place and check out the size of my scrapbook?

[pigeon]

King Kong: I've got all our reviews going back to when we started. Perhaps you'd like to come round to my place and check out the size of my scrapbook?

King Kong "It's thursday night!. Only wake me up on friday & Saturday night when it's handbags night in the forums"

[theraven1979]

King Kong : "If you come with me to the Stranglers gig I promise not to do you up the bum again".


Jim

[Niki Wu]

King Kong : "If you come with me to the Stranglers gig I promise not to do you up the bum again".


Jim

Girl : "With all due respect that's what you said last time Mr. Mugabe"