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why? are you Jewish...or just totally into pork?... what was offensive about that?...here's a challenge....you tell me a funny joke that NOBODY will find something offensive about it.
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You are implying that Jewish people are mean with money. That is racist.

You know it is racist, and we know it is racist. You think you are being provocative and confrontational. You’re not - you are just being immature, boring and racist. This is not what the Stranglers are about, and it is not what Stranglers fans are about. Please find another forum more suited to lonely and bitter people like you.
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A Vesta Chicken Curry or Vesta Chicken Supreme in a shop for years!
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jason wrote: 16 Feb 2020, 19:18 A Vesta Chicken Curry or Vesta Chicken Supreme in a shop for years!
They used to have these in Poundland, I noticed them there during a lower point in my life because I remembered Vic Reeves informing one of the guests of the Stotts that "could I point out that I have recently had a Vesta curry". Little things like this stand out to me.

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parasiteinblack wrote: 16 Feb 2020, 21:15
jason wrote: 16 Feb 2020, 19:18 A Vesta Chicken Curry or Vesta Chicken Supreme in a shop for years!
They used to have these in Poundland, I noticed them there during a lower point in my life because I remembered Vic Reeves informing one of the guests of the Stotts that "could I point out that I have recently had a Vesta curry". Little things like this stand out to me.

I have never seen... "Kraftwerk unplugged"
Ah yes I've seen them in Poundland too but not the flavours I mentioned!
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cassini wrote: 16 Feb 2020, 13:36 You are implying that Jewish people are mean with money. That is racist.

You know it is racist, and we know it is racist. You think you are being provocative and confrontational. You’re not - you are just being immature, boring and racist. This is not what the Stranglers are about, and it is not what Stranglers fans are about. Please find another forum more suited to lonely and bitter people like you.
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Summer Dreamer wrote: 16 Feb 2020, 18:06 Getting back on track...

... a BMW with working indicators.
Quite, and - A BMW driver with a brain.
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a Stranglers gig with no fat bald headed bastards in the audience

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… so much rain.
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aldinblack wrote: 16 Feb 2020, 23:33 a Stranglers gig with no fat bald headed bastards in the audience

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Arthur Streeb-Greebling wrote:
aldinblack wrote: 16 Feb 2020, 23:33 a Stranglers gig with no fat bald headed bastards in the audience

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oops sorry you a right ! I do apologise for any offence taken. It really was only a joke and for the record I have no baldist or fatist tendencies.

Besides the band themselves have Baz and Jet and I've always loved both of them.
(neither of them are bastards though) Anyway....

I have never seen....
a Stranglers gig without at least one knob in the audience (any shape or size, with/without hair...)

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