Crap Joke No.83840370

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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by MiB81 » 12 Sep 2019, 17:55

The Specials went into a curry house last week and Terry asked if they
could see the Specials. This momentarily ripped a small hole in the
space-time continuum, but was quickly repaired when the quick thinking
waiter told Terry to "Look around you, my friend, for you are The Specials"
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by parasiteinblack » 12 Sep 2019, 22:26

Knock Knock

Who's There?

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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by theraven1979 » 12 Sep 2019, 22:47

I was at the curry house last weekend and the waiter asked me if I wanted to see the specials. Can't remember what day it was....friday night, Saturday morning

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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by theraven1979 » 13 Sep 2019, 01:52

"Waiter, waiter! There's Terry Hall in my soup". "Yes sir, that's one of our specials"

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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by jetblacksdad » 13 Sep 2019, 09:22

I went to my local curry house the other day and asked to see the specials.
The waiter said "Sorry Sir, we don't have any. But you could try Pearl's Cafe"!
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by jetblacksdad » 13 Sep 2019, 09:23

So I went to Pearl's Cafe and said "Can I see the specials please?"
She brought me a menu but there was nothing I liked. She said "what do you fancy?"
I said "Nothing. It's all a load of bollocks"
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by theraven1979 » 13 Sep 2019, 09:51

I've a friend called Lee Special who was in The Specials very briefly although it's not documented anywhere so don't bother looking it up (bear with me) :roll:

I was in a restaurant at the weekend with Kylie Minogue and Jason Donovan (I wanted Jason to fuck off and leave me a alone with Kylie but he's sort of pivotal to this weak joke/pun). We were about to order when my phone rang. It was Lee from the Specials wanting to speak to Kylie. As I handed the phone to Kylie I sang.......... :roll: ......"A Special Lee For You"

At that point the waiter hit me over the head with the specials board and said "Mr Jim, no more weak Specials jokes, no more puns, no more heroes anymore otherwise 1 week forum ban".

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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by MULLY » 13 Sep 2019, 12:08

I went to a curry house last night - it was Madness :twisted:
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by laurie » 13 Sep 2019, 14:00

MULLY wrote:
13 Sep 2019, 12:08
I went to a curry house last night - it was Madness :twisted:
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by MiB81 » 13 Sep 2019, 18:48

This could probly do with it's own thread, innit?
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by Boody » 13 Sep 2019, 18:50

Man walks into a bar.

Ouch, it was an iron bar.

Apologies no Specials references...
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by MiB81 » 13 Sep 2019, 19:06

Ok, and whilst we may be on the subject,
I was in the local Turkish Vegan restaurant last Tuesday,
about 9pm, and when the waiter came over I thought,
I'm not taking any of their usual shit, and I shouted,
"NO, I don't want to hear anything from you, sir, about
the famous Coventry ska revivalists The Specials!"
The waiter looked a bit hurt, and muttered that he thought
that was very bad manners.
"NO" I once again screamed, "this is very Bad Manners!"
and started a loud chorus of My Boy Lollipop whilst
Can Caning around the restaurant, pouring Special Brew
past my lolling, extended tongue.
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and all the cunts that should fuck off...

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