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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by droopsnoot » 05 Dec 2018, 11:51

Q. Why is Toblerone triangular?

A. So it fits in the box.
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Post by cerdan6899 » 05 Dec 2018, 18:28

1st Roman Soldier. Guess how many women i've slept with
2nd Roman Soldier. Mmmmmmm
1st Roamn Soldier. Not that many you fool


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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by PJayBe » 05 Dec 2018, 18:36

What’s got 25 doors that won’t open?


George Bush’s advent calendar.

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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by droopsnoot » 06 Dec 2018, 11:39

I said to my mate "I bought my dog a little coat with writing on the back".

He replied "That's nice, what did it say?"

I said "Nothing, he's a dog."
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by MiB81 » 07 Dec 2018, 15:42

Downloaded a hooky copy of Bohemian Rhapsody the other day,
think it had been recorded at the cinema,
all I could see was a little silhouetto of a man
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by Summer Dreamer » 04 Feb 2019, 18:18

People can say what they like about him, but when I was eight years old Jim fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded in his dressing room... what a guy!
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by PJayBe » 04 Feb 2019, 20:19

A guy was up in court for repeatedly battering his wife. The judge asked him why he kept beating her. He said,

"I don't know, maybe it's my weight and superior footwork......."

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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by droopsnoot » 07 Feb 2019, 20:11

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by johnpidgeon » 07 Feb 2019, 20:38

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

"Dam"
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by droopsnoot » 01 Mar 2019, 18:17

I used to go out with a girl who had a lazy eye.

Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by MiB81 » 01 Mar 2019, 21:20

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?









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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by Russ65 » 07 Mar 2019, 15:24

Put all my dogging gear up for sale on Ebay the other day. Not had any bids yet but 14 people are watching. :shock:

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