Walking down the street today, I slipped in some dog poo.
A minute later, a little old woman did the exact same.
I went up to her, slightly smiling, and said
"I just did that!"
She then punched me in the face and called me a dirty man!
A friend was telling me about popular dog breeds these days, like the Cockapoo - a Cocker Spaniel / poodle cross - and the Labradoodle - a Labrador / Poodle cross.
I said I fancy getting a cross between a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu... but I'm not too sure what to call it...
My mate went to the zoo and saw a baguette in one of the cages. He asked the zoo keeper what was going on and the keeper replied "It's bread in captivity".
I'm currently doing an assignment for my Latin course, and cannot for the life of me remember what the Roman numerals are for 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500. I'm livid.
PJayBe wrote: ↑08 Nov 2018, 16:18
I'm currently doing an assignment for my Latin course, and cannot for the life of me remember what the Roman numerals are for 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500. I'm livid.
"I bathed in sun and walked in rain
It taught me how to laugh again"