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A guy with two left feet walks into a shoe shop and asks for a pair of flip flips!
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Sad news from the Nestlé factory today, where an employee was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate bars fell from a high shelf and crushed him. He tried to summon help, but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me!", everyone cheered.
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This from Craigslist, of all places:

Why is a camera like a condom?

Because they capture the moment!
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Our band's got a Polish roadie.

And a Czech one too. A Czech one too. Czech one too.
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Roy Hodgson is taking over the government from tomorrow. As he's the best man to get us out of Europe really quickly!

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In a bit of trouble. Stole a bunch of inflatables, so have to lilo for a while!
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droopsnoot wrote:Our band's got a Polish roadie.

And a Czech one too. A Czech one too. Czech one too.

:grin: having that!
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what's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
oral sex makes your day whereas anal sex makes your whole week (hole weak)
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Apparently the urge to start singing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' is only a whim away!!!
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Spent some time tending the wife's grave earlier today. Bless her she thinks I'm digging a pond. :shock:
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Nothingonearth wrote:
droopsnoot wrote:Our band's got a Polish roadie.

And a Czech one too. A Czech one too. Czech one too.

:grin: having that!

Tried it at work today. You could have heard a pin drop :smt010
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Angela Merkel's jet lands in Athens Airport. At passport control, the Greek Immigration Officer stops her.

"Nationality?"

"German"

"Occupation?"

"No.... just here for a couple of days"
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