Who's got the biggest 'beast'?
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Who's got the biggest 'beast'?
A woman on this fine forum has suggested an excellent new thread... 'Who's got the biggest 'beast''
Well fella's just WHO on this fine Forum has the biggest beast, she has courageously offered to 'put her hand' at measuring duties!
May I suggest until final 'Rules' are agreed that we send in photos, please note that photos that have been taken on ZOOM focus at 400% will NOT be considered... all photos must be accompanied with a 2p piece in the foreground, this can be used to determine proportion AND size of your beast
Bernie
Well fella's just WHO on this fine Forum has the biggest beast, she has courageously offered to 'put her hand' at measuring duties!
May I suggest until final 'Rules' are agreed that we send in photos, please note that photos that have been taken on ZOOM focus at 400% will NOT be considered... all photos must be accompanied with a 2p piece in the foreground, this can be used to determine proportion AND size of your beast
Bernie
Last edited by Burn e 77 on 12 Apr 2016, 10:23, edited 6 times in total.
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Re: Who's got the biggest willie?
You first Bernie?
I've got some chloroform and handcuffs, just for you.
Re: Who's got the biggest willie?
I believe 'extended' photos are illegal...but damn good call!Ravenette wrote:Limp or extended?
Bernie
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Re: Who's got the biggest willie?
Deffo!Ravenette wrote:You first Bernie?
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Re: Who's got the biggest 'beast'?
Has the forums just had its shipment of Viagra or something?
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Re: Who's got the biggest 'beast'?
i can't find a 2p to compare the size of my beast to....will a lentil do
Re: Who's got the biggest 'beast'?
Yes, but 2 weeks late... and Ravenette is rather 'eager' Loltheraven1979 wrote:Has the forums just had its shipment of Viagra or something?
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Re: Who's got the biggest 'beast'?
Only if it's an original Lentil from a 1960's hippy squat, NO others will be considered under any circumstances.sewer rat wrote:i can't find a 2p to compare the size of my beast to....will a lentil do
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Re: Who's got the biggest 'beast'?
My beast is only 5 inches.
But some people think that's too wide.
But some people think that's too wide.
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Re: Who's got the biggest 'beast'?
May the flies of 1000 camels nest in your armpits !
If you want SYMPATHY ?..........
You will find it in the dictionary between ` SHIT & SYPHILIS ' !
If you want SYMPATHY ?..........
You will find it in the dictionary between ` SHIT & SYPHILIS ' !
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Re: Who's got the biggest 'beast'?
*sigh* He's asking to see photos of our penises (peni?) now?theraven1979 wrote:Has the forums just had its shipment of Viagra or something?
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Re: Who's got the biggest 'beast'?
IMHO those who shout the loudest and have the most sexist attitude on this forum are not particularly endowed; therefore if you want me to start measuring the "little pricks" on this forum I would be happy to judge on that criteria.Burn e 77 wrote:"bellainblack" has suggested an excellent new thread... 'Who's got the biggest 'beast''
Well fella's just WHO on this fine Forum has the biggest beast, "bellainblack" has courageously offered to 'put her hand' at measuring duties!
May I suggest until final 'Rules' are agreed that we send in photos, please note that photos that have been taken on ZOOM focus at 400% will NOT be considered... all photos must be accompanied with a 2p piece in the foreground, this can be used to determine proportion AND size of your beast
Bernie
TBH I think I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than look at photographs of "your so called little beasts".
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