help with cockney speak
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help with cockney speak
me and a couple of mates (from Scotland) are off to London in a few weeks, so if there's any Cockneys out there that want to share some patter before we go....that would be kushtie.......cheers
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Re: help with cockney speak
Jeeze! don't encourage them!
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Re: help with cockney speak
Here goes then matey!
Totally bangin! = Top tune - Sorted = Done or Gotcha drift or Do you need drugs? - Sarf Landaghn = The manor - Sweet = Nice or Good one - On the lash - Mullared = Getting pissed - My bitch (urban) = The missus or Her in doors - Skins = Rizlas or slapheads - Bruv = Mate or another bloke - Solid = To agree with a comment or cheapo Morrocan hash - Barnet = Hair - Bonce = Head - L8trs = Catch you next time - Sound = Well good - Innit = (mainly urban) Oh right! - Gotcha Bruv = Yes I understand fully... K = Ketamine - The feds = Police - Little Fella's = Pills or ecstasy - Yo Muvva Fukkaz = Hello chaps!
This guide is mainly for the demography of Sarf Heast Landaghn... BUT, can be understood by Po$h geezers who frequent Noorf Landaghn too.
Bernie
Totally bangin! = Top tune - Sorted = Done or Gotcha drift or Do you need drugs? - Sarf Landaghn = The manor - Sweet = Nice or Good one - On the lash - Mullared = Getting pissed - My bitch (urban) = The missus or Her in doors - Skins = Rizlas or slapheads - Bruv = Mate or another bloke - Solid = To agree with a comment or cheapo Morrocan hash - Barnet = Hair - Bonce = Head - L8trs = Catch you next time - Sound = Well good - Innit = (mainly urban) Oh right! - Gotcha Bruv = Yes I understand fully... K = Ketamine - The feds = Police - Little Fella's = Pills or ecstasy - Yo Muvva Fukkaz = Hello chaps!
This guide is mainly for the demography of Sarf Heast Landaghn... BUT, can be understood by Po$h geezers who frequent Noorf Landaghn too.
Bernie
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Re: help with cockney speak
Leave It Aht - Stop it.
Knock It On The 'ead - Stop It.
Come Again - Please Repeat What You Said.
Do Wot - Please Repeat What You Said
You're 'avin' a giraffe - I believe you are trying to be funny or pulling my leg.
Sweaty Sock - An unpleasant racial epithet used by some Cockneys to describe someone of Scottish birth or descent.
Knock It On The 'ead - Stop It.
Come Again - Please Repeat What You Said.
Do Wot - Please Repeat What You Said
You're 'avin' a giraffe - I believe you are trying to be funny or pulling my leg.
Sweaty Sock - An unpleasant racial epithet used by some Cockneys to describe someone of Scottish birth or descent.
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Re: help with cockney speak
Hello John, gotta new motor?!
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Re: help with cockney speak
Rabbit raggit rabbit , gertcha
Sorry I'm a Brummie so don't do London or Cockney .I live in Clacton now though which has a lot of ex Londoners .
Sorry I'm a Brummie so don't do London or Cockney .I live in Clacton now though which has a lot of ex Londoners .
All quiet ..........
Re: help with cockney speak
If you're buying shampoo you shouldn't pay any more than about a Pantene.
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Get 'orf my lannnndddddddd - Sorry that was my Darset accent!!!
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Clacton; also known as Romford-On-Sea. Twinned with Hitler's Bunker.Jon the Impaler wrote:Rabbit raggit rabbit , gertcha
Sorry I'm a Brummie so don't do London or Cockney .I live in Clacton now though which has a lot of ex Londoners .
I lived there for a few years. Well, I say 'lived'...more existed in a state of quiet desperation or drug-induced stupor really.
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you should try Livingston in Scotland mate....the term 'concrete jungle' was born outta there i'm sure. When i was recovering from leg surgery the physio said it's essential you take nice long walks.....for fuck sake....it's just streets, streets, and more streets where i live....nowt nice about it
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Re: help with cockney speak
kjblack wrote:If you're buying shampoo you shouldn't pay any more than about a Pantene.
Thank you very much
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