ugly wife jokes

[sewer rat]

my wife is so ugly her face has to be pixelated

i'm not saying my wife is ugly but, when she went to America last week, there were officially 51 states.

ok, i'm not saying she's fat but, her arse has it's own post code

i've been telling her she's beautiful for so long now that i'm actually starting to believe it

i was walking down the street with my wife and she shouted that i was ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks!" i replied......by text from the other side of the road.

[Boody]

So where are the jokes?

[sewer rat]

i take it yo're an ugly wife that's taken offence then

[Boody]

Something like that, Bernard Manning.

[MiB81]

We've already got a crap jokes thread innit Berni... I mean sewer rat.

[Ravenette]

Not Bernie, even he isn't that crap!

[bellainblack]

my wife is so ugly her face has to be pixelated

i'm not saying my wife is ugly but, when she went to America last week, there were officially 51 states.

ok, i'm not saying she's fat but, her arse has it's own post code

i've been telling her she's beautiful for so long now that i'm actually starting to believe it

i was walking down the street with my wife and she shouted that i was ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks!" i replied......by text from the other side of the road.

No doubt your ugly wife will start her own "ugly husband jokes" thread on here once she's read this?

[Burn e 77]

my wife is so ugly her face has to be pixelated

i'm not saying my wife is ugly but, when she went to America last week, there were officially 51 states.

ok, i'm not saying she's fat but, her arse has it's own post code

i've been telling her she's beautiful for so long now that i'm actually starting to believe it

i was walking down the street with my wife and she shouted that i was ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks!" i replied......by text from the other side of the road.

No doubt your ugly wife will start her own "ugly husband jokes" thread on here once she's read this?

Good comment and well observed Bella, you could also have a 'Hubbies' section describing how well endowed he was or wasn't!
Bernie

[bellainblack]

my wife is so ugly her face has to be pixelated

i'm not saying my wife is ugly but, when she went to America last week, there were officially 51 states.

ok, i'm not saying she's fat but, her arse has it's own post code

i've been telling her she's beautiful for so long now that i'm actually starting to believe it

i was walking down the street with my wife and she shouted that i was ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks!" i replied......by text from the other side of the road.

No doubt your ugly wife will start her own "ugly husband jokes" thread on here once she's read this?

Good comment and well observed Bella, you could also have a 'Hubbies' section describing how well endowed he was or wasn't!
Bernie

What a great idea Bernard...what about a "who has the smallest penis on this forum" poll ?

[Ravenette]

What a great idea Bernard...what about a "who has the smallest penis on this forum" poll ?

Problem with that is they are all so competitive on here.

[Burn e 77]

No doubt your ugly wife will start her own "ugly husband jokes" thread on here once she's read this?

Good comment and well observed Bella, you could also have a 'Hubbies' section describing how well endowed he was or wasn't!
Bernie


What a great idea Bernard...what about a "who has the smallest penis on this forum" poll ?

Oh wow, definitely! Who would you suggest be the judge... I mean it was your suggestion, would you be up for the job with your little pre heated tape measure!
Bernie

[Ravenette]

I'm sure just one hand'll do the measuring just as well.