next time you have a spare 15 minutes,watch Ian Dury on Parkinson (YouTube)
other guests getting schooled Diana Dors & Arthur Scargill
couple of great examples
he turns to Scargill and says 'when did the NHS start Arth 1948?'
talking about his school days
'I don't want to knock the geezer,but he took me outside and smacked me 4 feet in the air'
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Ian Dury - Wordsmith of Upminster
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Re: Ian Dury - Wordsmith of Upminster
Yes seen that one it is rather quality!strangledinAuch wrote:next time you have a spare 15 minutes,watch Ian Dury on Parkinson (YouTube)
other guests getting schooled Diana Dors & Arthur Scargill
couple of great examples
he turns to Scargill and says 'when did the NHS start Arth 1948?'
talking about his school days
'I don't want to knock the geezer,but he took me outside and smacked me 4 feet in the air'
Ian Dury
Top Geezer
Thank you very much
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Re: Ian Dury - Wordsmith of Upminster
"You ask Joyce and Vicky who's their favourite brickie...
I'm Billericay Dickie and I aint no thickie... and I'm doing very well!
Had a rendezvous with Janet down the Isle of Thanet... her father helped me plan it, by God she was a gannet! One thing that got her randy was to slip her drink a mandie...
I took her to the cleaners... and other misdemeanours... had her in the back of my Cortina... a sexual hyena!"
Bernie
I'm Billericay Dickie and I aint no thickie... and I'm doing very well!
Had a rendezvous with Janet down the Isle of Thanet... her father helped me plan it, by God she was a gannet! One thing that got her randy was to slip her drink a mandie...
I took her to the cleaners... and other misdemeanours... had her in the back of my Cortina... a sexual hyena!"
Bernie
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Re: Ian Dury - Wordsmith of Upminster
The windshield's cracked, it's a bugger to drive
it starts making smoke over forty-five
it's a psychedelic nightmare with a million leaks
it's home-sweet-home to some sweet arse freaks.
it starts making smoke over forty-five
it's a psychedelic nightmare with a million leaks
it's home-sweet-home to some sweet arse freaks.
''I THINK THE STRANGLERS ARE CRIMINALLY VULGAR, VIOLENT AND VORACIOUS, AND I OFTEN WONDER HOW THEY GET AWAY WITH IT.''
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Classgizzard wrote:The windshield's cracked, it's a bugger to drive
it starts making smoke over forty-five
it's a psychedelic nightmare with a million leaks
it's home-sweet-home to some sweet arse freaks.
Slow Down...
It's a right old banger and the Chassis's bent!
Thank you very much
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Re: Ian Dury - Wordsmith of Upminster
Slow Down......elvisintheclouds wrote:Classgizzard wrote:The windshield's cracked, it's a bugger to drive
it starts making smoke over forty-five
it's a psychedelic nightmare with a million leaks
it's home-sweet-home to some sweet arse freaks.
Slow Down...
It's a right old banger and the Chassis's bent!
The Boys in Blue are waiting
This can't be undone