Round the dinner table
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Re: Round the dinner table
Great topic. I'd invite Godzilla and nine screaming Japanese. Sushi provided by Elzar from Futurama.
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Re: Round the dinner table
Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, James Finlayson, Anita Garvin, Thelma Todd, Charlie Hall, Mae Busch, Walter Long, Parvati and Mahatma Gandhi.
I'll rattle the pots and pans, hope everyone likes spice!!!
I'll rattle the pots and pans, hope everyone likes spice!!!
Thank you very much
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Re: Round the dinner table
Oh and Stan will serve the Salad undressed.elvisintheclouds wrote:Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, James Finlayson, Anita Garvin, Thelma Todd, Charlie Hall, Mae Busch, Walter Long, Parvati and Mahatma Gandhi.
I'll rattle the pots and pans, hope everyone likes spice!!!
While Ollie's special dietary requirements call for Hard Boiled Eggs and Nuts!
Thank you very much
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Re: Round the dinner table
Considering this, I went through a number of scenarios....
1. THE CHAMP & SCALLIONS DINNER: No Strangler present.
Long table, five chairs each side, with me at the head of the table. Gusty Spence, Billy Wright, Lenny Murphy, Johnny Adair and Michael Stone on one side, facing Gerry Adams, Martin McGuinness, Gerry Kelly, Alex Maskey and (token female) Mairead Farrell.
I act as cook (but no way am I gonna moderate ).
2. THE STEAK & CHIPS DINNER: No Strangler present
Round table, ten chairs. Kenny Dalglish, Graeme Souness, George Best, Stan Bowles, Jimmy Greaves, Robbie Fowler, Jimmy Nicholl, Kirk Hunter, Lindsay McKeown (the Elephant Man) and me.
Gordon Ramsay supplying cooking and Luv Bug waitressing duties.
3. THE 5-COURSE FULL MONTY DINNER:
Oval table, eleven chairs. JJ, me, Billy Connolly, Raquel Welch (fur bikini era), Kenny Dalglish, Rachael McAdams, Peter Ustinov, Keith Richards, Gillian Anderson, David Attenborough and Nigella lawson (who is cook, but joins the table between kitchen duties).
1. THE CHAMP & SCALLIONS DINNER: No Strangler present.
Long table, five chairs each side, with me at the head of the table. Gusty Spence, Billy Wright, Lenny Murphy, Johnny Adair and Michael Stone on one side, facing Gerry Adams, Martin McGuinness, Gerry Kelly, Alex Maskey and (token female) Mairead Farrell.
I act as cook (but no way am I gonna moderate ).
2. THE STEAK & CHIPS DINNER: No Strangler present
Round table, ten chairs. Kenny Dalglish, Graeme Souness, George Best, Stan Bowles, Jimmy Greaves, Robbie Fowler, Jimmy Nicholl, Kirk Hunter, Lindsay McKeown (the Elephant Man) and me.
Gordon Ramsay supplying cooking and Luv Bug waitressing duties.
3. THE 5-COURSE FULL MONTY DINNER:
Oval table, eleven chairs. JJ, me, Billy Connolly, Raquel Welch (fur bikini era), Kenny Dalglish, Rachael McAdams, Peter Ustinov, Keith Richards, Gillian Anderson, David Attenborough and Nigella lawson (who is cook, but joins the table between kitchen duties).
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Re: Round the dinner table
But no Strangler? Maybe you could ask Jet to rattle the pots and pans while you do the cooking? Otherwise it's going to be awfully quiet...elvisintheclouds wrote:Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, James Finlayson, Anita Garvin, Thelma Todd, Charlie Hall, Mae Busch, Walter Long, Parvati and Mahatma Gandhi.
I'll rattle the pots and pans, hope everyone likes spice!!!
No one can win against kipple.
Re: Round the dinner table
I'm liking the thought processes here but only one of those parties is going to have me knocking on the door to borrow a cup of sugar.MULLY wrote:Considering this, I went through a number of scenarios....
1. THE CHAMP & SCALLIONS DINNER: No Strangler present.
Long table, five chairs each side, with me at the head of the table. Gusty Spence, Billy Wright, Lenny Murphy, Johnny Adair and Michael Stone on one side, facing Gerry Adams, Martin McGuinness, Gerry Kelly, Alex Maskey and (token female) Mairead Farrell.
I act as cook (but no way am I gonna moderate ).
2. THE STEAK & CHIPS DINNER: No Strangler present
Round table, ten chairs. Kenny Dalglish, Graeme Souness, George Best, Stan Bowles, Jimmy Greaves, Robbie Fowler, Jimmy Nicholl, Kirk Hunter, Lindsay McKeown (the Elephant Man) and me.
Gordon Ramsay supplying cooking and Luv Bug waitressing duties.
3. THE 5-COURSE FULL MONTY DINNER:
Oval table, eleven chairs. JJ, me, Billy Connolly, Raquel Welch (fur bikini era), Kenny Dalglish, Rachael McAdams, Peter Ustinov, Keith Richards, Gillian Anderson, David Attenborough and Nigella lawson (who is cook, but joins the table between kitchen duties).
No one can win against kipple.
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Re: Round the dinner table
Me of course, Keith Floyd, jet, Keith Allan, jaz colman, Jeremy corbyn, Dave Cameron, and Jeremy kyle.
Light the touch paper.....
Light the touch paper.....
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Re: Round the dinner table
Of course, Jet's always welcome, room for one more...Bag Lady wrote:But no Strangler? Maybe you could ask Jet to rattle the pots and pans while you do the cooking? Otherwise it's going to be awfully quiet...elvisintheclouds wrote:Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, James Finlayson, Anita Garvin, Thelma Todd, Charlie Hall, Mae Busch, Walter Long, Parvati and Mahatma Gandhi.
I'll rattle the pots and pans, hope everyone likes spice!!!
Thank you very much
EiTC
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Re: Round the dinner table
I find it fascinating reading this, wondering who the fuck some people are!
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Re: Round the dinner table
Keith Allen's a good choice. He can go on my reserve bench.
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Re: Round the dinner table
For me it would be.....
Davros
Stevie T
Ava
Jim
Sigourney Weaver
Peters Capaldi
A random Syrian refugee
Gerald V Casale
John Simm
David Morrisey
Jamie Oliver would do the cooking and Lenny Henry do the washing up.
Davros
Stevie T
Ava
Jim
Sigourney Weaver
Peters Capaldi
A random Syrian refugee
Gerald V Casale
John Simm
David Morrisey
Jamie Oliver would do the cooking and Lenny Henry do the washing up.