Great lines from movies

[saminblack]

I saw the film In Bruges for the first time on Saturday on DVD and I loved it. For those who haven't seen it, it is a very, very black comedy which is hilarious at times and in which Colin Farrel is outstanding. It also incdues what I think must be one of the best lines in modern day cinema where Farrel's character says...

'You can't give horse tranquiliser to a midget'.

Any film with an in context line like that simply must be taken seriously in my book!

Anyone top that line?

[gizzard]

From Gladiator-

'I am Maximus Decimus Meriduis, commander of the armies of the north, General of the Felix Legion, loyal servant to the true emporer Marcuc Arelius. Father to a Murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.'

[Freddie Laker]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat" - Jaws.

[suchi]

Anything from the Big Lebowski, mi all time favourite film of all time.
Link to the script for all our little Urban Achievers........ http://bednark.com/big.lebowski.script.html

[adriana]

Here's mine.... from Spinal Tap:

David St. Hubbins: I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
Ian Faith: I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it.
Derek Smalls: Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.

[Black Leather Jacket]

"Withnail And I"

Going up to a farmhouse in the pissing rain saying "We came on holiday by mistake!"

[Arthur Streeb-Greebling]

"These go to eleven"

[HOFT]

**good ol' Rory Calhoun **

from ....... Motel HELL ................

"Meat is meat, and man has got to eat."

"It takes all kinds of critters, to make farmer Vincent's fritters."

[saminblack]

I love Woody Allen (even though his recent output has been patchy at best) and my fave comedy of his is the under-rated Love and Death.

It is full of great lines - he gets shot at one point, looks down at his bleeding arm and says 'blood - that is supposed to be on the inside!' - but my fave is after he has had spectacular sex with a gorgeous Countess and she asks him how he became such a wonderful lover. His reply?

'Well, I practise a lot on my own'.

Classic.

[johnnyg1968]

Do you feel lucky well do you punk.

DIRTY HARRY 1971

[Rodney Blackstaff]

"You'll look pretty damn stupid trying to eat corn-on-the-cob, with no fucking teeth!
Blues Brothers

Rodders

[Claireinblack]

Do you feel lucky well do you punk.

DIRTY HARRY 1971

That gets my vote John..