And that silly Cnut in his flowing robes with the Nutkins haircut, trying to flog double-glazing, shouting "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE, AH SAY BUY ONE GET ONE FR........." FECK OFF AND WHEN YOU GET BACK FECK OFF AGAIN!themaninblack1963 wrote:Barry Scott shouting about Cillit Bang!!!
Things you fecken hate..........
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Re: Things you fecken hate..........
Are you obsessed with that Savage dood or what?yellowcakeuf6 wrote:John (so called) Savge, the Cnut! Whoops........sorry cassini.....PaulinLondon wrote:Waiters in restaurants who refill your wine glass to within a millimetre of the brim so you get through the bottle more quickly. And when you get to take a sip, fuckin red wine spills all over your prawn cocktail starter.
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Females who stuff things in drawers purely to get them out of sight (s'alright she won't be reading this, COW! ) rather than putting them back in thier designated place, so I know exactly where to look when I'm after them in a hurry. And then!, then!......denying all knowledge of ever seeing them in the first place!!!!!
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Arthur Streeb-Greebling wrote:Are you obsessed with that Savage dood or what?
Not as much as you..........!
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I have an aversion to Grapefruit.
And men wearing flip flops.
And those curious 3/4 length trousers that seem very popular with flip flop wearers.
And those dreadfull parties/receptions that take place in public hall/club house type places, where the apalling music is so loud that any attempt at meaningfull conversation is futile, and so you spend interminable hours with a paper plate full of twiglets and chicken drumsticks, gazing blankly towards the dancefloor, where a small group of tipsy aunts and uncles appear to be delighted to have the oportunity to relive their youth with a display of "The Twist". They are then soon joined by a group of younger people for a less than rousing, animated rendition of "Y.M.C.A.", or God forbid, "The Birdy Song"
Confident that the evening will soon draw to a close, you take a discrete glance at your watch, but your hopes are dashed when you discover that it is only 9 o'clock. You endure this torture for several more long hours, and then risk another time check. You are now horrified to find that in fact only 12 minutes has elapsed since the last time.
It is about this point that I begin to contemplate suicide or at least the very real possability that the event is taking place within a time and space void, or that I am already dead and that this eternal torment is punishment for some terrible deed in life.
And men wearing flip flops.
And those curious 3/4 length trousers that seem very popular with flip flop wearers.
And those dreadfull parties/receptions that take place in public hall/club house type places, where the apalling music is so loud that any attempt at meaningfull conversation is futile, and so you spend interminable hours with a paper plate full of twiglets and chicken drumsticks, gazing blankly towards the dancefloor, where a small group of tipsy aunts and uncles appear to be delighted to have the oportunity to relive their youth with a display of "The Twist". They are then soon joined by a group of younger people for a less than rousing, animated rendition of "Y.M.C.A.", or God forbid, "The Birdy Song"
Confident that the evening will soon draw to a close, you take a discrete glance at your watch, but your hopes are dashed when you discover that it is only 9 o'clock. You endure this torture for several more long hours, and then risk another time check. You are now horrified to find that in fact only 12 minutes has elapsed since the last time.
It is about this point that I begin to contemplate suicide or at least the very real possability that the event is taking place within a time and space void, or that I am already dead and that this eternal torment is punishment for some terrible deed in life.
I tried to make him laugh, He didn't get the joke, and then he said I wasn't right in the head.
Fuck i`m not the only one that still wears them things then. johnsa.adriana wrote:gizzard wrote:People who walk their dogs then let them shit and don't pick it up afterwards!!
I skidded through a soft pile on Sunday, just before lunch (which helped my appetite enormously)..... in Monkey boots too... bastard tread!
Being a cyclist, I fecken hate the following cunts and wankers:
1. C's & W's that overtake you then turn imediatley left.
2. C's & W's that drive those big numb 4 x 4 heaps of shite and shave the skin off ya legs as they pass you.
3. C's & W's with blacked out windows so you can't see the C's & W's in the the driving seat.
4. C's & W's on their mobiles (mentioned earlier).
5. C's & W's that come at ya from left hand junctions and shit you up by pulling out beyond the the `Stop Line' and are looking either through you or at some memerising object about 10 metres behind you.
6. C's & W's who have taken to driving taxis.
............apart from that I'm a pretty easy going sorta chap.
1. C's & W's that overtake you then turn imediatley left.
2. C's & W's that drive those big numb 4 x 4 heaps of shite and shave the skin off ya legs as they pass you.
3. C's & W's with blacked out windows so you can't see the C's & W's in the the driving seat.
4. C's & W's on their mobiles (mentioned earlier).
5. C's & W's that come at ya from left hand junctions and shit you up by pulling out beyond the the `Stop Line' and are looking either through you or at some memerising object about 10 metres behind you.
6. C's & W's who have taken to driving taxis.
............apart from that I'm a pretty easy going sorta chap.
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