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Re: Anyone going to Cheltenham ?...

Post by ThruBeingCool » 31 May 2014, 15:29

OK, I admit it! I'm not a big fan of music festivals. Especially the smaller ones full of shit bands with only one or two interesting acts. They're full of people who don't particularly like music but just wanna dress up like clowns on a weekend and pretend that they're really groovy maaaan and dance to any old pile of shite that takes to the stage. They're also full of middle class kids called Lydia, over priced fast food stalls and beer that tastes like piss. They usually attract poor weather to boot. Welcome to Wynchwwood Festival 2014 then.

I wasn't interested in this at all especially after viewing the line up and considering that it would cost 40 quid for just a few hours. However, a good friend of mine insisted on taking me out for the night and it was an offer I just couldn't refuse. Friday night? Stranglers? Free?....Oh, go on then!

So, after a 2 hours or so drive through rush hour traffic we eventually arrived at Cheltenham Racecourse where this particular event was taking place. First impressions? Exactly what I expected - see first paragraph. Positives though, plenty of reasonably clean and working toilets...I still have nightmares about some of the ones I've experienced at festivals in days gone by. Also, the event seemed to have attracted a reasonable amount of people.

We arrived at the festival a couple of hours before The Stranglers were due on stage so we had time to kill. First port of call was to check out the stage where I found Shazzer & Beebop amongst others preparing to strut their funky stuff to the muzak of 80's disco band THE REAL THING! Or were they a 70's band? Can't remember. Anyway, it was good to meet some familiar faces and as we strolled around the site looking for a beer tent I kept chatting to anyone who was wearing a Stranglers T shirt. Its great to meet fellow fans, to talk about the old days and realise that you have a shared history. Stranglers fans are never strangers are they? Whilst exploring the area I heard someone shout "SPOONER!!!" - turned out to be another bunch of familiar faces including Chaka Khan and Nick Pryde (Noiseannoys on here) and others from the Wonky Bus crew. How nice to see you all!

After all that back slapping with the usual suspects it was time for a pint. FOUR POUNDS FUCKING FIFTY PENCE FOR A PINT OF FUCKING BASTARD HEINEKEN!!! OUT-FUCKING-RAGEOUS! IMHO.
This is an event that claims to be the best family festival in the UK. Or summat like that. Well, it wasn't just the beer that was over priced and I'm sure it would cost a small fortune to take a family to a festival like Wynchwood for 3 days. It's just a money making scam by greedy bastards who just ruin the spirit of a festival, again... imho.

Showtime eventually came and The Stranglers being the cutting edge band that they are treated us to a set almost completely made up of singles from the Mk1 era. I'm struggling to remember any track apart from 'Relentless' that wasn't post 1990..Ah yes! 'Norfolk Coast' was in there too.. 'Go Buddy Go' was a highlight and 'Thrown Away' definitely wasn't. I just can't stand the comedy act that comes with the latter, all that daft dancing. AND!..AND!..it's not even a fucking DISCO record? Doesn't even resemble anything that Chic, Earth Wind & Fire or Kool & The Gang ever recorded. Not that I'm an expert on disco I might add...ahem.

I suppose, on the whole The Stranglers delivered a set which, as safe as it was, suited this crowd perfectly. Observing the audience however I had the feeling that most hadn't a clue about who they were listening to or their music anyway. No point in someone like me criticising the set list either as I know the score regarding festival sets. The important thing is that The Stranglers entertained a new audience and the delivered the goods once again and received a warm response from the crowd at the end of their show. I guess everyone was a winner - which is what it's all about.
See ya next year Wynchwood! :smt006

btw. Whatever happened to that drummer in the band? Ya know..Jet wotshisname? Anyone remember him? Big bloke with a beard,grows tomatoes and makes his own furniture...? Oh, come on! You must know who I'm on about surely?
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Re: Anyone going to Cheltenham ?...

Post by Greatkudu » 31 May 2014, 15:49

Alexinblack wrote:A review from last night.

http://www.gloucestershireecho.co.uk/Re ... T19qbGb.01

Lots of children seemed to know the lyrics from the hour and a bit long set – perhaps they’ve been thumbing through their grandparents’ record collection?

Grandparents? mine certainly dont have the Stranglers in there record collection.
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Re: Anyone going to Cheltenham ?...

Post by elvisintheclouds » 31 May 2014, 16:09

Alexinblack wrote:A review from last night.

http://www.gloucestershireecho.co.uk/Re ... T19qbGb.01

Lots of children seemed to know the lyrics from the hour and a bit long set – perhaps they’ve been thumbing through their grandparents’ record collection?

Grandparents? mine certainly dont have the Stranglers in there record collection.
Cheers for the link, quite good that...
Thank you very much
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Post by elvisintheclouds » 31 May 2014, 16:15

Superb review Sir TBC... Brightened up a cloudy afternoon! Cheers... 8)
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Re: Anyone going to Cheltenham ?...

Post by theraven1979 » 31 May 2014, 16:23

Nice one Spooner - Nice to know you can still enjoy yourself.

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Re: Anyone going to Cheltenham ?...

Post by noiseannoys » 31 May 2014, 17:10

An accurate review of a rather lacklustre evening Baz but at least it didn't rain!
Nice catching up..you were your curmudgeonly entertaining self as always.
You could have saved yourself 50p a pint if you'd switched over to the real ale..however it was lifeless piss.
One to chalk up as a fun social :wink:

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Re: Anyone going to Cheltenham ?...

Post by Alexinblack » 31 May 2014, 19:05

A very good review Spooner. Got nothing against the Stranglers doing hit singles as it whats every band does at festivals. However I still think they should have played one or two from Giants.

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Re: Anyone going to Cheltenham ?...

Post by gizzard » 31 May 2014, 21:01

This was a very local gig for me but £40 to see another festival set list - no thanks! :smt076

And I agree with you Baz on what goes on before and during Thrown Away, utterly cringeworthy :smt009 and detracts from what a great song this is.
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Re: Anyone going to Cheltenham ?...

Post by ThruBeingCool » 31 May 2014, 21:21

Regarding "Thrown Away"...I guess you just had to be there in the day. It ain't a singalong, let's have a good time song. Context is everything. Some of you will understand that.

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Re: Anyone going to Cheltenham ?...

Post by ThruBeingCool » 31 May 2014, 21:26

Alexinblack wrote:A very good review Spooner. Got nothing against the Stranglers doing hit singles as it whats every band does at festivals. However I still think they should have played one or two from Giants.
Tsk! When you grow pubes Alex, and been around and seen a lot to shake you anyhow...

Then you might see things my way.

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Re: Anyone going to Cheltenham ?...

Post by jeanjacketburnel » 01 Jun 2014, 04:50

An apology
I would like to apologise to anyone I offended with my behaviour at the gig last night. I could just blame it on medication and alcohol but that is no excuse.
Re my last post, I believe children are our future and if people want to bring their beautiful babies to the front of a stranglers gig they should be allowed to do so without worrying about drunken oafs knocking into them.
Again I'm sorry and I will be driving to stranglers gigs from now on (no matter how close they are) and carry on just drinking lemonade as I usually do.
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Re: Anyone going to Cheltenham ?...

Post by nickinblack » 01 Jun 2014, 10:05

Great review Thrubeingcool.Good to read a review by someone who loves this type of gig. :smile:
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