Ian Dury - Wordsmith of Upminster

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Re: Ian Dury - Wordsmith of Upminster

Post by strangledinAuch » 07 Apr 2016, 19:24

next time you have a spare 15 minutes,watch Ian Dury on Parkinson (YouTube)

other guests getting schooled Diana Dors & Arthur Scargill

couple of great examples

he turns to Scargill and says 'when did the NHS start Arth 1948?'

talking about his school days

'I don't want to knock the geezer,but he took me outside and smacked me 4 feet in the air' :lol:

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Re: Ian Dury - Wordsmith of Upminster

Post by elvisintheclouds » 07 Apr 2016, 20:22

strangledinAuch wrote:next time you have a spare 15 minutes,watch Ian Dury on Parkinson (YouTube)

other guests getting schooled Diana Dors & Arthur Scargill

couple of great examples

he turns to Scargill and says 'when did the NHS start Arth 1948?'

talking about his school days

'I don't want to knock the geezer,but he took me outside and smacked me 4 feet in the air' :lol:

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Yes seen that one it is rather quality!
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Re: Ian Dury - Wordsmith of Upminster

Post by Burn e 77 » 08 Apr 2016, 12:49

"You ask Joyce and Vicky who's their favourite brickie...
I'm Billericay Dickie and I aint no thickie... and I'm doing very well!

Had a rendezvous with Janet down the Isle of Thanet... her father helped me plan it, by God she was a gannet! One thing that got her randy was to slip her drink a mandie...

I took her to the cleaners... and other misdemeanours... had her in the back of my Cortina... a sexual hyena!"
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Re: Ian Dury - Wordsmith of Upminster

Post by gizzard » 08 Apr 2016, 12:57

The windshield's cracked, it's a bugger to drive
it starts making smoke over forty-five
it's a psychedelic nightmare with a million leaks
it's home-sweet-home to some sweet arse freaks.

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Re: Ian Dury - Wordsmith of Upminster

Post by elvisintheclouds » 08 Apr 2016, 15:42

gizzard wrote:The windshield's cracked, it's a bugger to drive
it starts making smoke over forty-five
it's a psychedelic nightmare with a million leaks
it's home-sweet-home to some sweet arse freaks.

8)
Class 8)
Slow Down...
It's a right old banger and the Chassis's bent!
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Re: Ian Dury - Wordsmith of Upminster

Post by icecube » 11 Apr 2016, 19:22

elvisintheclouds wrote:
gizzard wrote:The windshield's cracked, it's a bugger to drive
it starts making smoke over forty-five
it's a psychedelic nightmare with a million leaks
it's home-sweet-home to some sweet arse freaks.

8)
Class 8)
Slow Down...
It's a right old banger and the Chassis's bent!
Slow Down......
The Boys in Blue are waiting
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