Things that make you H.A.P.P.Y

Georgie · Post by **Georgie** » 18 Feb 2008, 16:30

What has made you happy today?

We may hate a lot of things but surely something, no matter how little or lame has made you happy today.

Today I have completed 7.44 hours worth of work in 5.40

Post by **Alias** » 18 Feb 2008, 16:36

Your posts, as always.

Oh, and I had a nice shit about 11am.

choosey susie · Post by **choosey susie** » 18 Feb 2008, 17:47

Work never makes me happy but booking another holiday from work does...

Post by **HOFT** » 18 Feb 2008, 17:57

well Susie..........

today is a government holiday here.
and happens to be my day off.......PAID.

Georgie.......
during yesterdays rain storm.........
in 8 hours i processed 85 million gallons of sewage flow.

Alias........
i added to my job security today too!

Post by **Alias** » 18 Feb 2008, 18:06

HOFT wrote: Alias........
i added to my job security today too!

That's a nice way to look at it mate-
"I'm just away to do my bit and keep the sewage workers in business!"
Job for life that, I'd imagine.

I meant to ask you, as an expert- what really happens when the shit hits the fan?

Post by **yellowcakeuf6** » 18 Feb 2008, 18:14

Alias wrote:Your posts, as always.

Oh, and I had a nice shit about 11am.

How bizarre!!!! I was partaking of a particularly enjoyable 'Eartha' at approximately the same time at work.......

(My favourite place to offload. There's nowt like getting remuneration for doing it!)

Post by **HOFT** » 18 Feb 2008, 18:16

Alias wrote:I meant to ask you, as an expert- what really happens when the shit hits the fan?

you duck for cover.

for anyone interested?..........
http://www.ci.akron.oh.us/PubUtil/wpc/index.htm

Post by **MANUINBLACK** » 18 Feb 2008, 18:18

monday mornings are usually hard work but on the back of a weekend when man u have stuffed the gooners 4 nil ,

i couldnt wait to get in and hear the endless spouting of excuses.

Georgie · Post by **Georgie** » 18 Feb 2008, 18:22

OK then what makes you happy other than going to "Drop Da Bomb"

Organ Grinder · Post by **Organ Grinder** » 18 Feb 2008, 18:23

Highlight of my day was opening the curtains this morning and seeing thick fog. Rolled over and went back to sleep! Ambled into work around 2 hours late and fucked off home again 2 hours later after going for a ride in the f ire engine and browsing the works (uncensored) internet for porn. Tough day!

Georgie · Post by **Georgie** » 18 Feb 2008, 18:29

What kind of fire engine? Dennis? Merc? Volvo?

Post by **Alias** » 18 Feb 2008, 19:37