Pedal- afilia?

Post by **ravenlunatic** » 16 Nov 2007, 22:24

Did you hear about this chap?:news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

Caught in an obscene act with rather than on a form of transport. All seems a bit harsh to me, I'm sure there are worse crimes being comitted every second, that the legal system would be better engaged dealing with.
After all who can stand up and honestly say that they have not at some time considered having sex with a bicycle?

Fucking desperate or what?

Post by **PaulinLondon** » 16 Nov 2007, 22:47

Brings a whole new meaning to the "Raleigh Chopper".

Bubba · Post by **Bubba** » 16 Nov 2007, 22:48

He likes mounting bikes, obviously. I wonder what gear he was in?

Post by **theraven1979** » 16 Nov 2007, 22:52

Look at it though all lying there right defenceless like. Gives me the horn it does

Jim

Bubba · Post by **Bubba** » 16 Nov 2007, 22:54

theraven1979 wrote:Look at it though all lying there right defenceless like. Gives me the horn it does

Jim

You should let her have it, right between the mudgards.

Post by **PaulinLondon** » 16 Nov 2007, 22:58

Officer : "And what did you do next ?"

Suspect : "I lubed her chain".

Officer : "And then ?"

Suspect : "I mounted her and rode her for two hours".

Either way, the poor sod was doomed.

Arthur Streeb-Greebling · Post by **Arthur Streeb-Greebling** » 16 Nov 2007, 23:46

Total Monty Python, did he crush his sandwiches too I wonder?

Post by **theraven1979** » 16 Nov 2007, 23:49

Bicycle Repair Man?

Jim

Arthur Streeb-Greebling wrote:Total Monty Python, did he crush his sandwiches too I wonder?

Arthur Streeb-Greebling · Post by **Arthur Streeb-Greebling** » 16 Nov 2007, 23:52

theraven1979 wrote:Bicycle Repair Man?

Jim

Arthur Streeb-Greebling wrote:Total Monty Python, did he crush his sandwiches too I wonder?

I think it was called 'Cycling Tour'

Bubba · Post by **Bubba** » 16 Nov 2007, 23:54

I hear the video's going to be on "you've been framed"

helgy · Post by **helgy** » 17 Nov 2007, 00:04

what next for him sex with under age bikes.

Post by **theraven1979** » 17 Nov 2007, 00:06

Maybe he's a BMX Bandit?

Jim