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Post by GRIFF » 06 Jun 2007, 16:06

suchi wrote:Being a cyclist, I fecken hate the following cunts and wankers:
1. C's & W's that overtake you then turn imediatley left.
2. C's & W's that drive those big numb 4 x 4 heaps of shite and shave the skin off ya legs as they pass you.
3. C's & W's with blacked out windows so you can't see the C's & W's in the the driving seat.
4. C's & W's on their mobiles (mentioned earlier).
5. C's & W's that come at ya from left hand junctions and shit you up by pulling out beyond the the `Stop Line' and are looking either through you or at some memerising object about 10 metres behind you.
6. C's & W's who have taken to driving taxis.

............apart from that I'm a pretty easy going sorta chap. :smt071 :smt022
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Post by PaulinLondon » 23 Nov 2007, 17:37

People who ring you up and when you ask them how they are, they reply :

"Yes. Fine thank you. Now, listen".

"Now, listen". :evil:

Don't you tell me to fcuken listen you rude cnut. :evil:
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Post by johnsa » 23 Nov 2007, 17:53

people who don`t take there shopping trollies back to the bays after filling there car boots up so the fuckers are blowing all over the place one ran into my motorbike a couple of years back luckilly there was no permanent damage to bike.

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Post by LAFOLIE » 23 Nov 2007, 18:02

Crap customer service. BT being a good example. Or people who expect a tip when they have provided shit service. Yes, I always give them a tip, "never go out in the rain without an umbrella" Seems to piss them off quite nicely!
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Post by nickinblack » 23 Nov 2007, 18:30

People who spend their lives bragging about the things they have,the things they've done,the things they've seen when in actual fact they have very little to brag about.Total bores.
Much better to have,done and seen those things and be modest with it. 8)
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Post by Organ Grinder » 23 Nov 2007, 18:58

People who have a habit of saying 'wot?' all the time when they've heard perfectly well what you've said to them. That annoys the cock off me.

Queues in any shape or form.

Over zealous bar staff who dislike harmless drunken punters. Why work in a fuckin bar you cnut?! :evil:

Gay people who have to broadcast it all the time and treat straight folk as tho we're all homophobes. Unless they have a wicked sense of humour it's very annoying. For example: Julian Clary is brilliant. The guy off Hells Kitchen wasn't. If you're gonna be overtly camp then please be funny with it. If not then chances are I'm gonna become quietly annoyed with you and it has nothing to do with the fact you shove yer penie up other gentlemens bottoms - just don't bore me with it please unless you can make me chuckle.

That'll do for now.
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Post by Alias » 23 Nov 2007, 19:47

PaulinLondon wrote:People who ring you up and when you ask them how they are, they reply :

"Yes. Fine thank you. Now, listen".

"Now, listen". :evil:

Don't you tell me to fcuken listen you rude cnut. :evil:
Reminds me of a fucker that used to send my work faxes asking for quotes, and he would put "Chop Chop" on the bottom of it :evil:

Guaranteed way to get your quote request put at the bottom of the pile that. Or straight in the bin.
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Post by Alias » 23 Nov 2007, 19:48

[quote="Organ Grinder"]

Don't bore me with it please unless you can make me chuckle.

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:lol: Sounds like a slogan for life that one, or at least internet forums :lol:
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Post by Organ Grinder » 23 Nov 2007, 19:58

Quite! :lol:
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Post by Georgie » 23 Nov 2007, 20:04

Arthur Streeb-Greebling wrote:Sorry Ladies....
WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!! arrrrggghhhhhh!!!!!
Fooking useless.
I'm actually very good :smt016 I was parallel parking my pedal Knight Rider car when I was 4!

I hate:

East London drivers.
People who don't even bother to step slightly to the side when walked passed on the pavement. If I want to walk in the road I would.
My friends.
Men not taking no for an answer.
People not saying please or thank you. It's not too much effort is it?
Jo Whiley.
Family having a loud converation when you're trying to watch TV. Plenty of other rooms in the house.
Having long thick hair.
Looking 12 years old.

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Post by ThruBeingCool » 23 Nov 2007, 20:52

Georgie wrote:
I hate:

East London drivers.
You hate people who drive through East London or drivers from East London :?: :?

And what's so good about people who drive through the rest of London or drivers from the North, West or South of London :?:

Eh :!: :?:

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Post by Organ Grinder » 23 Nov 2007, 20:58

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's off!! :smt068
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