Things you fecken hate..........
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Looking after the mother in laws cat and the little cow goes AWOL!!
I've got some chloroform and handcuffs, just for you.
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Just been looking back through this thread and spotted this very early on - do you know my husband???? What has he been saying to you?themaninblack1963 wrote:Females who move your things & put them in a safe place only for them never to be seen again!!!
Females who say "I've been thinking" cos you know it's going to cost you or you are going to end up doing something you dont want!!
I've got some chloroform and handcuffs, just for you.
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I hope you get your mother-in-law back safe and well.Ravenette wrote:Looking after the mother in laws cat and the little cow goes AWOL!!
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Yes, those that start off with "we just need to update our records". That's very nice, but I don't have to spend my time helping you. And why do you have records about me or the place I work for anyway, as I've never heard of you?jason wrote:Sales or research telephone calls from India or wherever they are based. I seem to be getting more and more these days.
And those that start asking questions without mentioning that they've got a load more to go and it will take ages to get through them all. Then don't get the message when I say "I haven't got the time to go through them" and ask when they can call back. Never. Get it?
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Cyber warriors. Britain's Got Talent. Guns.
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Those fucking little yellow stickers on wine bottles with the price on them. Can you get them off in time before you walk through the front door ?
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All those street dance acts on Britains got talent. Yes I know I shouldn't watch it.
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The ridiculous amount of airtime devoted to cookery programmes on the BBC with a seemingly neverending variety of formats. I don't want the finalists of Masterchef to be pretentiously announced in the style of Tyra Banks on America's Next Top Model and I don't need Sophie gag-me-with-a-mars-bar Dahl to teach me how to mix a dirty martini at 11.30 on a saturday morning while I'm in the gym. Cookery programmes can be both hugely entertaining and educational but I can't see any educational value in at least half of what is being shown on TV in the way of food shows at the moment.
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When you go to use something & you find that a vital part of it missing e.g. yesterday went to get my bike out of the garage to find the front wheel had been taken off, last time it was the brake blocks.
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Audreyinblack wrote:When you go to use something & you find that a vital part of it missing e.g. yesterday went to get my bike out of the garage to find the front wheel had been taken off, last time it was the brake blocks.
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