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Yes! It's been too sedate on here without any vitriol... we need some acerbic humour to counteract all the 'ego-wank' that gets posted...Ravenette wrote:Burn e 77 wrote:I guess they save the money from not constructing and staffing a Bar, by having a decent free carparkPaulinLondon wrote:Hotels with no bar.
Mr Trevor Lodge: Manager @ 'Premier Ink' Hotel Basingstoke
Oi!!! You taking the Michael???
Aw, come on MiB81, not like you to avoid being candid. Below is definitely one of the worst examples of the April hoax genre:MiB81 wrote:Lame "April Fools" posts
Although I'm probably being generous to classify it as an April FoolBurn e 77 wrote:If any Forum members have an unwanted litter of Puppies please could you PM me for further information. I have recently been contacted by the Secretary of my club 'H-DFC' asking if any members could supply our club (established in 1984) with any unwanted animals, I realise this can be a difficult and emotional time for pet lovers... So, if you feel you have too many 'fur-babies' for comfort please feel free to contact me. Our club is based in Hawley in Kent and is set in 4 acres of beautiful countryside, meadows and farmlands. At present we especially require a fresh supply of puppies for the continued success of our monthly meets. The 'H-DFC' will provide safe and secure transport from your home address (London, Essex & surrounding Kentish areas) and a generous payment for your unwanted litter. Thank you in advance.
Bernie Hawley-Dog Fighting Club
Far too generous Missy Bags it's a factual post... we require puppies for bait.Bag Lady wrote:Aw, come on MiB81, not like you to avoid being candid. Below is definitely one of the worst examples of the April hoax genre:MiB81 wrote:Lame "April Fools" posts
Although I'm probably being generous to classify it as an April FoolBurn e 77 wrote:If any Forum members have an unwanted litter of Puppies please could you PM me for further information. I have recently been contacted by the Secretary of my club 'H-DFC' asking if any members could supply our club (established in 1984) with any unwanted animals, I realise this can be a difficult and emotional time for pet lovers... So, if you feel you have too many 'fur-babies' for comfort please feel free to contact me. Our club is based in Hawley in Kent and is set in 4 acres of beautiful countryside, meadows and farmlands. At present we especially require a fresh supply of puppies for the continued success of our monthly meets. The 'H-DFC' will provide safe and secure transport from your home address (London, Essex & surrounding Kentish areas) and a generous payment for your unwanted litter. Thank you in advance.
Bernie Hawley-Dog Fighting Club
A water park cause it pisses down all the time.Greatkudu wrote:Manchester.Demolish it and build a safari park.
Thanks for clarifying.Burn e 77 wrote:Far too generous Missy Bags it's a factual post... we require puppies for bait.Bag Lady wrote:Aw, come on MiB81, not like you to avoid being candid. Below is definitely one of the worst examples of the April hoax genre:MiB81 wrote:Lame "April Fools" posts
Although I'm probably being generous to classify it as an April FoolBurn e 77 wrote:If any Forum members have an unwanted litter of Puppies please could you PM me for further information. I have recently been contacted by the Secretary of my club 'H-DFC' asking if any members could supply our club (established in 1984) with any unwanted animals, I realise this can be a difficult and emotional time for pet lovers... So, if you feel you have too many 'fur-babies' for comfort please feel free to contact me. Our club is based in Hawley in Kent and is set in 4 acres of beautiful countryside, meadows and farmlands. At present we especially require a fresh supply of puppies for the continued success of our monthly meets. The 'H-DFC' will provide safe and secure transport from your home address (London, Essex & surrounding Kentish areas) and a generous payment for your unwanted litter. Thank you in advance.
Bernie Hawley-Dog Fighting Club
Dr Phibes
Pisses Alcohol.zamaguire wrote:A water park cause it pisses down all the time.Greatkudu wrote:Manchester.Demolish it and build a safari park.
Does that make you the Master Baiter?Burn e 77 wrote:Far too generous Missy Bags it's a factual post... we require puppies for bait.Bag Lady wrote:Aw, come on MiB81, not like you to avoid being candid. Below is definitely one of the worst examples of the April hoax genre:MiB81 wrote:Lame "April Fools" posts
Although I'm probably being generous to classify it as an April FoolBurn e 77 wrote:If any Forum members have an unwanted litter of Puppies please could you PM me for further information. I have recently been contacted by the Secretary of my club 'H-DFC' asking if any members could supply our club (established in 1984) with any unwanted animals, I realise this can be a difficult and emotional time for pet lovers... So, if you feel you have too many 'fur-babies' for comfort please feel free to contact me. Our club is based in Hawley in Kent and is set in 4 acres of beautiful countryside, meadows and farmlands. At present we especially require a fresh supply of puppies for the continued success of our monthly meets. The 'H-DFC' will provide safe and secure transport from your home address (London, Essex & surrounding Kentish areas) and a generous payment for your unwanted litter. Thank you in advance.
Bernie Hawley-Dog Fighting Club
Dr Phibes
HI "porkymeat" Unfortunately I posted a rather sick & twisted April Fools message. It has now been edited to an innocent post. So, apologies to all Forum members who were offended.porky meat wrote: Does that make you the Master Baiter?
