Things you fecken hate..........

[Ravenette]

This Is Not A Love Song - PiL. Jeez, must have taken Johnny boy ages to come up with the lyrics to that song.

[The Strangler]

People fucking moaning about dogs being scared on Bonfire night. Fuck the stupid things. All they do all year round is bark (especially the little fucking ankle biting bastards) and shit and piss everywhere. Same thing with cats - they just come in the garden and crap everywhere. Hope they shit themselves.

[Jon the Impaler]

People fucking moaning about dogs being scared on Bonfire night. Fuck the stupid things. All they do all year round is bark (especially the little fucking ankle biting bastards) and shit and piss everywhere. Same thing with cats - they just come in the garden and crap everywhere. Hope they shit themselves.

Not an animal lover then ?
We've got 2 cats - one doesn't bother at all about fireworks , the other hates them .

[marky]

profound statements made by people on facebook

[Ravenette]

Having to number cupboards and keys because so called intelligent people can't figure out which key goes in which cupboard, despite the fact the locks and keys have codes on them.

[Burn e 77]

Having to number cupboards and keys because so called intelligent people can't figure out which key goes in which cupboard, despite the fact the locks and keys have codes on them.

I'm kinda hoping this relates to your work colleagues... surely not your hubbie at home?
Chubb Lock 77

[Ravenette]

I'd hide the keys if it were hubby at home, as all the cupboards would be full of footwear he knew nothing about...

... and he may wonder why we have so many cupboards in the house too...

[Ravenette]

People fucking moaning about dogs being scared on Bonfire night. Fuck the stupid things. All they do all year round is bark (especially the little fucking ankle biting bastards) and shit and piss everywhere. Same thing with cats - they just come in the garden and crap everywhere. Hope they shit themselves.

You should have posted this on pissed up row! A ridiculous statement like that would have attracted a lot of attention from animal lovers on here.

Personally I feel the same way about babies, all they do is cry, piss and shit! What a waste of years having to put up with that shite!

[Ravenette]

Being told I suffer from 'facial leakage'.

Apparently this is when you are telling someone - 'yes I see what you are saying', and your face is saying - My god you are a tosser!

[Jon the Impaler]

Being told I suffer from 'facial leakage'.

Apparently this is when you are telling someone - 'yes I see what you are saying', and your face is saying - My god you are a tosser!

I was wondering what facial leakage was - until you explained .

[marky]

I really do not like my sister in law very much shes a scheming cow

[Jon the Impaler]

2 weeks off - back to work Monday . Bugger .