Things you fecken hate..........

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Making crap small talk with other guests you don't know during the photoshoot part of a wedding (which seem to get longer and longer at every wedding I go to - I mean how many fucking photos does one need??) whilst trying to smile in order to hide the fact you'd sooner be at home washing your hair than standing around waiting to have your photo taken (again) and nursing a hangover, hoping for the guy carrying the champagne to come round and top up your glass again so you can scrape your way through the next 30 minutes of yer life.

Dreadful business. :smt011
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Bloody council highways department that allow road works on what seems to be *every* road out of the town I work in all at the same time, so it's impossible to get home without sitting in a massive traffic jam. And when you finally get to the road works (I know, Ben Elton 1983) there's no-one actually doing any work there.
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Get the train! :P
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Beating Slovenia away, drawing with Italy at home..then absolutely fucking it up, as expected, against the Faroes.
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Thats football for you mate
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Alias wrote:Get the train! :P
No station where I work. There used to be years ago, and there's talk of re-opening it, and if they do it will be great as it's just across the road. But I'd still have a three mile commute into Crewe, find parking (or £8 for the day at the station) and so on. I only commute 12 miles, it shouldn't take this long.
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droopsnoot wrote:
Alias wrote:Get the train! :P
No station where I work. There used to be years ago, and there's talk of re-opening it, and if they do it will be great as it's just across the road. But I'd still have a three mile commute into Crewe, find parking (or £8 for the day at the station) and so on. I only commute 12 miles, it shouldn't take this long.

Then ...

Get a bike!! :P :P
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alexowen wrote:Thats football for you mate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHCvlFCp ... r_embedded

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Feckin' homeopathic vinegar. i.e. feckin' Fish & Chip shops who dilute the non-brewed condiment to ridiculous concentrations of two parts per million in order to save a penny's worth of profit. . :smt013
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Having a sweet tooth this evening.

Finding an opened box of After Eights with the black wrappers inside and not finding one single After Eight.

That never used to happen. :evil:
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People who specifically go in the "Fast card payment" petrol pump and then walk into the shop into the queue to pay. Utter utter cunts.

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PaulinLondon wrote:Having a sweet tooth this evening.

Finding an opened box of After Eights with the black wrappers inside and not finding one single After Eight.

That never used to happen. :evil:
Sounds very familiar to me mate, is it not traditional to put the empty wrapper back in the box once the
confectionery had been duly consumed. Just to annoy the next person?
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