Things you fecken hate..........

[villainblack]

quote="APOLLO79"]

Man United and Alex "Red face gum chewing" Ferguson.

I'm going to see the reds play Villa, I've been Villa Park before and haveve always had a good time there (never seen United play Villa there though). It has the makings of a good match! Up the reds! [/quote]


Yes, Ill be there, where U sitting FH, in with the Mancs or sitting on your hands in with the Villains, if so watch you don`t get chucked out, stewards pretty hot on away fans in home stands

should be a good game, need to kick rooney in the 1st 10 mins

[fourth horseman]

need to kick rooney in the 1st 10 mins

Perish the thought! that would be our season over!

[Blackbeered]

Banks and online banking

Your wages get paid in at midnight on the last Friday of the month - you need to pay someone for something VERY important very quickly - you make an online bank transfer at 1.15 am on the last Friday of the month. Sorted.......so you think.

Nearly a week later, no payment received by the man with the VERY important something - you receive a letter from your bank to say that "due to insufficient funds....blah, blah, blah..."

HELLLLLLOOOOOO......wages in midnight, payment out 1.15am. What's the problem



To the man with the VERY important something......sorry

[Organ Grinder]

I hate it when, despite layering the bottom of the toilet pan with sheets of bog roll, when the first log strikes, water splashes right up yer crack

[PaulinLondon]

[Niki Wu]

Foppish old fifty-somethings who practically get an erection every time they ponce some money out of a woman.
I nearly got tucked up for £6 on 2 tickets (unreceipted) for New Model Army yesterday, a belated birthday present.

[APOLLO79]

Do you know what I hate.....arsehole managers that think they're political heavy weights...total pricks
and you know you can fuck them anytime...lay on the snorter...

[gjinblack]

True-Blue Capitalists.
No need, spread it around a little.
Because a bigger one is coming any time now.

[APOLLO79]

True-Blue Capitalists.
No need, spread it around a little.
Because a bigger one is coming any time now.

Look behind you..

[gjinblack]

True-Blue Capitalists.
No need, spread it around a little.
Because a bigger one is coming any time now.

Look behind you..

My bedroom wall.

Arrrggghhh.

[APOLLO79]

True-Blue Capitalists.
No need, spread it around a little.
Because a bigger one is coming any time now.

Look behind you..

My bedroom wall.

Arrrggghhh.

What's that in the shadows....look around you

[jason]

Footballers constantly spitting! What's that all about? Even when they are sitting on the bench they do it. Whenever they fall on the pitch they must be rolling around in gob!