German family out shopping one saturday, dad wants to look at golf clubs so they pop into the local sports shop. 10 year old lad picks up an England football shirt and says to his older sister "I want to be an England supporter and wear this shirt". Outraged, she hits him round the head and says he should be ashamed of himself.
He goes up to his mum and shows her the shirt, "mum I want to be an England supporter can I have this shirt", mum hits him round the head and tells him he's a disgrace to his country.
He finds his dad and shows him the shirt, "I want to be an England supporter, will you buy me this shirt"? Dad is outraged and hits him round the head telling him he is a digrace to his homeland.
Walking back to the car, Dad turns to the boy and says "I hope you have learnt something today"
The lad replies " yeah I've only been an England supporter for half an hour and I already hate you German bastards!
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