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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by jason » 18 Aug 2019, 11:00

My local cinema was robbed last night. Over Four thousand pounds of goods were taken. Four bags of popcorn, three hot dogs and six cans of coke.

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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by droopsnoot » 22 Aug 2019, 18:52

My mate with a stutter was telling me about his Nana.

By the end of it we were all singing Hey Jude.
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by MULLY » 23 Aug 2019, 11:31

Jokes about white sugar are rare - but jokes about brown sugar?.....Demerara
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by MiB81 » 24 Aug 2019, 15:21

droopsnoot wrote:
22 Aug 2019, 18:52
My mate with a stutter was telling me about his Nana.

By the end of it we were all singing Hey Jude.
:lol: :lol:
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by droopsnoot » 08 Sep 2019, 19:12

I was at a restaurant and said to the waitress ”Excuse me, can I ask you something about the menu please?”

She told me..... “The men I please are none of your business!”
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by theraven1979 » 08 Sep 2019, 21:59

I was at a restaurant last week and the waitress asked if I'd like to see the specials. I said "no thanks, I saw them the first time round with the original lineup"


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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by droopsnoot » 09 Sep 2019, 18:40

Went out for a Chinese last night. When I asked the waiter for the Specials, he brought me too much foo yung.
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by laurie » 09 Sep 2019, 20:17

droopsnoot wrote:
09 Sep 2019, 18:40
Went out for a Chinese last night. When I asked the waiter for the Specials, he brought me too much foo yung.
Your prawn crackers
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by zamaguire » 09 Sep 2019, 20:25

droopsnoot wrote:
09 Sep 2019, 18:40
Went out for a Chinese last night. When I asked the waiter for the Specials, he brought me too much foo yung.
That my friend is what the title says.

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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by airflamesred » 09 Sep 2019, 21:20

Went out for an Indian the other night and the waiter asked if I would like to see the specials.

I said "don't you start, there's enough of that on burning up time"
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by jason » 09 Sep 2019, 22:57

My tip of the day is never try to do a runner from an Ethiopian restaurant!

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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by Summer Dreamer » 12 Sep 2019, 16:24

I was at a restaurant last week and the waiter, Tony, asked if I'd like to see the specials. I said "no thanks, I know what I'd like and I don't need that too Tone".
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