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Will my continental quilt still work after Brexit?!!
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MULLY wrote: 20 Aug 2018, 12:21 I visited my local Health Centre complaining of feeling like a Jelly Baby.......

...the G.P. ate my face off :lol:
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Homer wrote: 08 Aug 2018, 20:47 I hear Sinead 'O' Conner is doing Barry Chuckles remembrance service.

They've chosen 'Nothin Compares, To Me ..... To You' :grin:
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Do the Wasps rugby team have a bee team?
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Bag Lady wrote:
Boody wrote: 08 Aug 2018, 18:33
droopsnoot wrote:Charles Dickens' A Tale of Two Cities was first serialised in two UK local newspapers.

It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.
Well I got it and it gave me the best laugh I have had in a while. Thanks Droopsnoot.
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Just been offered 8 legs of venison for £50, is that two deer?
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To the person who stole my antidepressants...i hope your happy now.
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I kept getting a withheld number calling my mobile. So in the end I answered it an whoever it was on the other end sneezed, coughed 6 times, blew their nose an promptly hung up...

I hate cold callers!
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I’m going to France tomorrow for the world "Flicking A Ruler On The Edge Of A Desk" championships. It's held annually in the Dordogne.....
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My girlfriend was dating a circus clown before we met. I have some pretty big shoes to fill.
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Just had my scan result back from the hospital. They think I may have pneumonoulcramicroscopicsillcovolcaneoccollosis, but at the moment it’s difficult to say.
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I've recently started dating one of a pair of identical twins.

My mate asked how I tell them apart (avoiding any embarrassment).

I replied - luckily Susan always wears purple nail varnish and Brian has a cock!!
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