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If a comedian sits in a tall chair is he satire?
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Rockula wrote:If a comedian sits in a tall chair is he satire?
I heard satire is the lowest form of sit!!
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to the person who cracked the shortest race in the Olympics as being the Chinese joke....that's lacist
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An Indian builder has fallen through a roof at a Lionel Richie concert!

A spokesman said "The last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling"
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Indian swimming pool attendant - Hanjer Bandin.
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the german flasher....Helmut Schoen
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Was in a restaurant last night. Young waiter comes up to me and goes "would sir like to see the specials?". I said No thanks mate I saw them the first time round with the original line up.

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Q - what do you call a fly without any wings?
A - a walk
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A plane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, "I'm Dwayne Johnson, The Rock, actor and superstar. Millions of fans adore me and watch my movies and they need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump said, "I am President-elect and I am the smartest idiot in American history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have many more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The little boy said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you, America's smartest Idiot took my schoolbag"
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I just can't believe it about all these really expensive antiques that go under the hammer. Surely it would be better to sell them instead of just smashing them up?!!!!

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What's the difference between a kangaroo, and a kangaroot?

One's an Australian animal, and the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.
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A man meaning to take some liquid Viagra by mistake takes some Tippex.

There are no ill effects except that next morning he wakes up with a massive correction.
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