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PaulinLondon wrote:"Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas" .


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Turkey Troter wrote:
PaulinLondon wrote:"Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas" .


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What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?


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My mate rang to say he's changed his name to "Spinal Column".

I said "Can I call you back?
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droopsnoot wrote:My mate rang to say he's changed his name to "Spinal Column".

I said "Can I call you back?
So terrible it's quite good! [GRINNING FACE WITH SMILING EYES]

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That is shockingly shit!


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I think it is rather good. Took me a a bit of time to work it out.
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My seven year old daughter Tabitha came running into the kitchen excitedly shouting:
"Daddy I've just seen two fairies at the bottom of the garden!"

Humouring her I replied:
"Oh really, and what are they doing?"

Tabitha replied:
"They're sucking each others cocks!"

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I'm about to put all my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay.

Imagine all the PayPal.
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Scientology is trying to get recognised as a serious religion in America.

Probably won't receive this recognition though, as any truly decent religion has to be responsible for at least a million murders nowadays... :roll:
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I just swallowed some Lego. My doctor isn't worried but I'm shitting bricks!

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Burn e 77 wrote:You only need 3.5 inches to truly satisfy a woman :wink:

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