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The man who invented predictive text died last week.

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Asked for a bag of nails in B&Q. "How long do you want them" asked the assistant. "I'd like to keep them" I said.
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I had trouble at B & Q as well. One of their staff asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in!
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jason wrote: 22 Nov 2020, 15:53 I had trouble at B & Q as well. One of their staff asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in!
The same guy (including black eye) asked me if I wanted flooring so I punched him first aswell!
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Sinister wrote: 22 Nov 2020, 16:01
jason wrote: 22 Nov 2020, 15:53 I had trouble at B & Q as well. One of their staff asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in!
The same guy (including black eye) asked me if I wanted flooring so I punched him first aswell!
Well done mate. Those B&Q staff are so aggressive aren't they!
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Just browsing on Amazon for any Black Friday special offers, and I noticed that if you buy the full set of Adam and the Ants sheet music, they'll throw in a stand, and deliver.
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