Crap Joke No.83840370

[jason]

Just been sacked from my job as a wedding planner.

I thought releasing birds would be a romantic idea but it turns out ostriches' are dangerous animals!

[sewer rat]

holy fuck....is that even a joke???

[sewer rat]

a German flasher has just been nabbed by police...he goes by the name of Helmut Schoen

[sewer rat]

Rachael Riley [countdown] is pregnant...I wonder if she'll pick the kid's name by choosing vowels and constanents...hope not..."hey Rache, what's yer kid called?"....WERTXDERG

[droopsnoot]

Charles, an anthropologist decides to study the natives of a distant tropical island. When he arrives he finds a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote location where he would make his collections.

The river takes them downstream, and in the eve of the of the second day, they hear the distant sound of drums. Being of a very nervous disposition, Charles is disturbed by the sound of the drums and asks the guide, "What are those drums?"

The guide replies, "Drums OK, but VERY BAD when they stop."

Then, after a few hours, the drums suddenly stop! Charles becomes as nervous as hell. Charles shouts at the guide: "The Drums have stopped, what now?"

The guide bends down, covers his head with his hands and says, "Bass Solo".

[cerdan6899]

Somebody broke into my shed last night and stole all my Limbo gear....i mean cmon how low can you get.

[jason]

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office-I will track you down.

You have my Word!

[jason]

To the person who stole my anti depressants tablets, I hope you are happy now!

[droopsnoot]

What has four letters, never has five and always has six.

[airflamesred]

I don't know

What has four letters, never has five and always has six.

[Sinister]

I don't know

What has four letters, never has five and always has six.

[MULLY]

What has four letters, never has five and always has six.

So they do