Crap Joke No.83840370

[droopsnoot]

Q. Why is Toblerone triangular?

A. So it fits in the box.

[cerdan6899]

1st Roman Soldier. Guess how many women i've slept with
2nd Roman Soldier. Mmmmmmm
1st Roamn Soldier. Not that many you fool


I can count on one hand how many times i've been to Chernobyl......fourteen.

[PJayBe]

What’s got 25 doors that won’t open?


George Bush’s advent calendar.

[droopsnoot]

I said to my mate "I bought my dog a little coat with writing on the back".

He replied "That's nice, what did it say?"

I said "Nothing, he's a dog."

[MiB81]

Downloaded a hooky copy of Bohemian Rhapsody the other day,
think it had been recorded at the cinema,
all I could see was a little silhouetto of a man

[Summer Dreamer]

People can say what they like about him, but when I was eight years old Jim fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded in his dressing room... what a guy!

[PJayBe]

A guy was up in court for repeatedly battering his wife. The judge asked him why he kept beating her. He said,

"I don't know, maybe it's my weight and superior footwork......."

[droopsnoot]

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

[johnpidgeon]

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

"Dam"

[droopsnoot]

I used to go out with a girl who had a lazy eye.

Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

[MiB81]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?









...









Tentacles

[Russ65]

Put all my dogging gear up for sale on Ebay the other day. Not had any bids yet but 14 people are watching.