Fuck Dan Brown- I've broken the PORN Code!

[Alias]

Yes indeedy.
And what's more I'm happy to share my secret with all you pervs.
Tired of all your worn-out porn? Sick of the same tired old pussy, the already submitted to memory money shots?
Can't get your slimey mitts on anything hard enough for your "specialist" tastes?

Then try E-BAY.

What, I hear you cry, but surely ebay can't sell porn to the likes of me? You no doubt continue, in a whiney voice that's really starting to get on my tits.
Well, my sex starved friends, I can now send you off on what will, I guarantee, not be another fruitless search of Grail-like proportions.

Yes- I do indeed have the knowledge.
Yes- I have indeed broken the fabled "code"- The code that will unleash a wonderful world of porno, porno porno.

Direct to your door.

I aint shitting you here.

(Deep breath) And now, the secret.
The secret that will have porn from all corners of the globe spinning its way towards your letterbox like a smart bomb.

Porn a-plenty.

More porn than most men can handle.

A veritable vortex of porn.

PORN!

(Porn glorious porn... hot "sausage" and "mustard" etc)

And the one little word, the word that will bring porn-a-plenty when typed into the Ebay search (mibee in conjunction with DVD) is....


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Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrph!



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LADS.


(S'true)



Thank me now.

[theraven1979]

So Macc Lads cds all round then?


Jim

[Alias]

Mmm, I see what you mean, but then try it with DVD in the 2nd wee box thingy and, as promised, porn a go-go!

http://search.ebay.co.uk/search/search. ... =&saprchi=

Happy hunting!

[theraven1979]

Just get on emule and type in whatever floats ya boat then download....etc!


Jim

[Alias]

I bow to your superior knowledge of on line pornography!
I'll be busy the day I get a DVD burner.

Oh yes.