Easter weekend - what you's up to
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Just gave me 2 lawns their first mow and almost killed meself in the process (too unfit!). Patchy grass everywhere but fuck it. Off to pub later to celebrate me stepdad's 52nd birfday. Chilling with ma bitch for the rest of Easter. Have a good un peeps.
Jim
Jim
"I bathed in sun and walked in rain
It taught me how to laugh again"
It taught me how to laugh again"
You lucky cnuts, I'm working on other people's gardens in the pissing rain, to raise funds for the Maryport outing, anyway a topical joke folks:-
A man goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and Mother -in-law, While they are there the mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home for £5000 or they can bury her in the Holy Land for only £150.
The man thinks for a while and then says, ''we'll ship her home.''
''Are you sure?'' the undertaker asks. ''thats an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here.''
The man replies ''Look, 2000 years ago they buried a bloke here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance''
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A man goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and Mother -in-law, While they are there the mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home for £5000 or they can bury her in the Holy Land for only £150.
The man thinks for a while and then says, ''we'll ship her home.''
''Are you sure?'' the undertaker asks. ''thats an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here.''
The man replies ''Look, 2000 years ago they buried a bloke here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance''
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