F***ing Joggers
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F***ing Joggers
Having corresponded with multifarious members of this Forum, we have concluded that joggers are beginning to become a fucking menace to society.
PaulinLondon has spoken to me in depth about this and we are disgusted by their selfishness.
We are astonished and appalled...
PaulinLondon has spoken to me in depth about this and we are disgusted by their selfishness.
We are astonished and appalled...
Thank you very much
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Re: F***ing Joggers
Dearest Elvis,
Than you for our extensive calls today about the bloody Joggers.
My current view is that they should follow the traffic. Run on the pavements to the left, turn around and then run on the pavements to the right.
I find them a complete and utter pest, no matter how much exercise they wish.
Selfish cunts but lovely to hear from you. Keep in touch.
PiL
Than you for our extensive calls today about the bloody Joggers.
My current view is that they should follow the traffic. Run on the pavements to the left, turn around and then run on the pavements to the right.
I find them a complete and utter pest, no matter how much exercise they wish.
Selfish cunts but lovely to hear from you. Keep in touch.
PiL
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If they could just stop breathing it would be beneficial for us all.
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Slightly below cyclists I guess
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It appears we've gone from Lycra N*z*s to Nike N*z*s...
Thank you very much
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Hi Paul hows it going?PaulinLondon wrote: ↑02 Apr 2020, 23:09 Dearest Elvis,
Than you for our extensive calls today about the bloody Joggers.
My current view is that they should follow the traffic. Run on the pavements to the left, turn around and then run on the pavements to the right.
I find them a complete and utter pest, no matter how much exercise they wish.
Selfish cunts but lovely to hear from you. Keep in touch.
PiL
Being serious I run every other day what is it about 'joggers' that is off?
Few points to note though before response.
There seem to be a lot of new joggers at the moment you can tell by there bad choice of running shoes.
There is a difference between runners and joggers.
From a personal point of view I don't usually run down congested roads/streets at the best of times. You can pick routes etc to avoid obstructions.
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I dunno about Paul but watching joggers (especially the pantieless or g-string wearing women in Lycra) makes some of us feel fucking knackered. It also makes our blood pressure go right up, not good.Damian wrote: ↑03 Apr 2020, 18:32Hi Paul hows it going?PaulinLondon wrote: ↑02 Apr 2020, 23:09 Dearest Elvis,
Than you for our extensive calls today about the bloody Joggers.
My current view is that they should follow the traffic. Run on the pavements to the left, turn around and then run on the pavements to the right.
I find them a complete and utter pest, no matter how much exercise they wish.
Selfish cunts but lovely to hear from you. Keep in touch.
PiL
Being serious I run every other day what is it about 'joggers' that is off?
Stop it! Stay indoors, keep pounding on that concrete and you’ll only end up with knackered hips and knee joints when age catches up with you and then become a burden on the NHS.
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They should be arrested for going against the 2 meter rule. Ricky Gervais brought this up the other day, it's a nightmare for him to leave the house as it is, he had to wait 10 minutes outside a pharmacist, & was dangerously close to a member of the public, so he took a walk round the block, & who did he encounter a bloody jogger!. Who happened to be coughing as they were on the same pavement.
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Poor chap, can you get him on the thread Pidge (is he a Stranglers fan)??...pigeon wrote: ↑06 Apr 2020, 22:46 They should be arrested for going against the 2 meter rule. Ricky Gervais brought this up the other day, it's a nightmare for him to leave the house as it is, he had to wait 10 minutes outside a pharmacist, & was dangerously close to a member of the public, so he took a walk round the block, & who did he encounter a bloody jogger!. Who happened to be coughing as they were on the same pavement.
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They should all just jog on!!!
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I'm not sure, i know he likes the smiths! on this particular podcast he said he was going to do an interview with Liam Gallagher, of Oasis.elvisintheclouds wrote: ↑07 Apr 2020, 11:55Poor chap, can you get him on the thread Pidge (is he a Stranglers fan)??...pigeon wrote: ↑06 Apr 2020, 22:46 They should be arrested for going against the 2 meter rule. Ricky Gervais brought this up the other day, it's a nightmare for him to leave the house as it is, he had to wait 10 minutes outside a pharmacist, & was dangerously close to a member of the public, so he took a walk round the block, & who did he encounter a bloody jogger!. Who happened to be coughing as they were on the same pavement.
Out on my walk today i counted non other that 6 joggers, including one woman, who coughed as she ran passed us. but she was running in the road, to keep the 2m distance rule.