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Marrying yourself

Post by airflamesred » 23 Dec 2017, 23:45

It's a thing
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Re: Marrying yourself

Post by sewer rat » 24 Dec 2017, 01:47

how do you consummate? what if YOU want a divorce but YOU don't? who the fuck do you have the first dance with?

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Re: Marrying yourself

Post by airflamesred » 24 Dec 2017, 09:34

sewer rat wrote:
24 Dec 2017, 01:47
how do you consummate? what if YOU want a divorce but YOU don't? who the fuck do you have the first dance with?
Exactly
Here's the story
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-42415394

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Re: Marrying yourself

Post by sewer rat » 24 Dec 2017, 14:10

sometimes celebrities take ridiculous to the extreme, don't you think.

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Re: Marrying yourself

Post by Bag Lady » 25 Dec 2017, 00:12

I asked my youngest if she'd marry herself and she said no because she'd get bored on her own.
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Re: Marrying yourself

Post by airflamesred » 25 Dec 2017, 01:12

Well the definition of marriage (my copy and paste no worky) is to be the husband or wife of someone. It's clearly a nonsense to marry yourself, Rather like trying to dance with yourself. As you'll all know Hugh came out with some figures, many years ago on how many people it takes to tango and, not to get bogged down in statistics in this festive period, and it is more than one. What sort of statement are you putting out there?
'what shall we buy Simone for her solo wedding?'
A dildo wrapped in selfishness?
On that note Merry Christmas to you all.

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Re: Marrying yourself

Post by Boody » 26 Dec 2017, 09:59

All sounds like bollocks to me.


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