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Post by sewer rat » 17 Dec 2017, 16:33

is there anybody out there who was a heavy snorer and has found a cure for it....if so....what do you use

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Post by zamaguire » 17 Dec 2017, 17:17

Thought it was ZZ Top thread.

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Post by airflamesred » 17 Dec 2017, 22:32

sewer rat wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 16:33
is there anybody out there who was a heavy snorer and has found a cure for it....if so....what do you use
I have a baseball bat handy for any of that!


I presume you're asking on behalf of a friend, so does the offence occur whilst they are lying on their back?

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Post by sewer rat » 17 Dec 2017, 23:04

left side, back side, right side, stomach....any position....like roadworks

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Post by airflamesred » 18 Dec 2017, 00:04

sewer rat wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 23:04
..like roadworks
I see what you did there, that's a Kango analogy
Unless I'm very much mistaken.
I digress, My father used to day, of my Mothers snoring. It's like sleeping next to Stevensons rocket! How and when he could have got a comparison I'll never know.
Forgive me I've digressed again.
QVC usually have some miracle solution available in easy, manageable, monthly payments.
Definitely a nasal problem there then. I tell the wife to blow her nose whilst she's brushing her teeth and that can make a right uckin mess if you don't get the timing correct (multi tasking, I ask you).
I've done it again haven't I!

At this rate I'll have to put digressonance pants on the top of my list for Santa

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Post by Jon the Impaler » 18 Dec 2017, 01:37

sewer rat wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 16:33
is there anybody out there who was a heavy snorer and has found a cure for it....if so....what do you use
Steroids .
All quiet ..........

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Post by theraven1979 » 18 Dec 2017, 11:06

Neti Pot?

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Post by cassini » 22 Dec 2017, 09:12

They had better get checked for sleep apnoea which is a potentially dangerous illness - can be managed using CPAP machines

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Post by Hammersmith1982 » 26 Dec 2017, 11:07

Snoring can be caused by a lack of water in the body. Your nose dries out and then it blocks itself off. Drinking 2 pints of extra water a day and steam inhalations work well. Takes about a week to work though as the body needs replenishing

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Post by Arthur Streeb-Greebling » 04 May 2018, 20:06

Hold your breath for 10 minutes, it worked for my mate, he's dead but he's also stopped snoring.

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