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sewer rat
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999 calls

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there was a piece on sky news the other day about nuisance 999 calls to the police. so, finding them quite funny, decided to investigate and see just how far people will go to make that call....here's a selection that I found.....remember, these were 999 calls

there's a spider in my bin
will I get arrested if I move my flatmate's banana
where do I get a bacon sandwich
clowns are selling balloons for £5 each
someone has nicked my snowman from the front garden (my personal favourite)
I've run out of toilet roll
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Nasty nasty :grin:
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Thanks for sharing
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I am reminded of Derek and Clive's telephone sketch, "Hello Colin" :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSNpx2Htu-c

:lol:
"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.
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