54 hours a week
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- Man Of The Earth
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54 hours a week
I have just had this handed down to me from my line manager at work yesterday, the conversation went as follows.
Manager
"We have decided as a department that you are our best porter, so with this amount of productivity, for the next 4 weeks, i am going to up your contract from 31.30 hours a week to 54 hours a week" Me "Huh?", Manager if within the next 4 weeks we decided you can cope with this,this will be your new contract ...any questions?"
Me "Just a couple, i noticed you put me into from 7.30am to 4pm on Saturdays, hows this going to work for next Month when i am at Charlton Athletic at 3pm?"
Manager "Hmm reasonable question that err my answer to that will be Fuck Charlton Athletic"
Me "What About The Stranglers?"
Manager "There not still going surley, Didn't they do Golden Brown?"
me "Yeah"
Manager "Anyway i haven't got the time to talk about rubbish football clubs in South East London, we will talk about that more near the time, i might let you finish at 2pm"
Me "Oh thank you very much"
Manager "Now go and collect those Trollies, be off with you".
Manager
"We have decided as a department that you are our best porter, so with this amount of productivity, for the next 4 weeks, i am going to up your contract from 31.30 hours a week to 54 hours a week" Me "Huh?", Manager if within the next 4 weeks we decided you can cope with this,this will be your new contract ...any questions?"
Me "Just a couple, i noticed you put me into from 7.30am to 4pm on Saturdays, hows this going to work for next Month when i am at Charlton Athletic at 3pm?"
Manager "Hmm reasonable question that err my answer to that will be Fuck Charlton Athletic"
Me "What About The Stranglers?"
Manager "There not still going surley, Didn't they do Golden Brown?"
me "Yeah"
Manager "Anyway i haven't got the time to talk about rubbish football clubs in South East London, we will talk about that more near the time, i might let you finish at 2pm"
Me "Oh thank you very much"
Manager "Now go and collect those Trollies, be off with you".
Re: 54 hours a week
Sounds reasonable in these post-Brexit times...
I'll even let you drive my motorbike . . .
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Re: 54 hours a week
Which is why i voted remain, as i want to be governed by the EU, we can't do anything properly. Even though we haven't officially left, its starting to effect retail buinesness already. Guess they can do what they want now.
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Re: 54 hours a week
If you Google "asda checkout training" this site appears on first page of results. Erm cheers Pidge!
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Re: 54 hours a week
Quality! You have hit new heights Jim.
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Re: 54 hours a week
Interesting.
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Re: 54 hours a week
31.5 hours week ? Lazy cunt.
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Re: 54 hours a week
Wish my boss would give me 10hrs extra
debt plan would be payed off in no time
debt plan would be payed off in no time
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Re: 54 hours a week
Exactly!mickinblack wrote:Join a union
(Or start one.)
Re: 54 hours a week
anything over 40 hours per week is overtime and can't be enforced. tell yer boss to go fuck himself/herself....they won't have a leg to stand on. overtime on a Saturday is time and a half....sunday o/t is double time.....them are the rules...asda or otherwise.
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Re: 54 hours a week
Ultimately what you signed up for in your contact is all you have to work.
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