Mayfair or Penthouse?

[PaulinLondon]

That's it, Mary Millington. I knew I would get there.

Last seen in "The Great Rock'n'roll Roll Swindle" innit?

Can't remember.

[ThruBeingCool]

Giving Steve Jones a blow job in the cinema if I remember correctly. Or am I thinking of Delia Smith?

[Hammersmith1982]

It was Fiesta for me loved the readers
wives pages

Roger that.

Ohhhh behave!!!!!

[Burn e 77]

Lots of brewdog washed down with Malbec

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Quality quaffing

VERB
1.drink (something, especially an alcoholic drink) heartily.
"he quaffed pint after pint of a cocktail whose ingredients were Brewdog & Malbec "
synonyms: drink · swallow · gulp (down) · guzzle · slurp · attack ·

[Burn e 77]

PS. Has anyone ACTUALLY seen (in a museum, or a branch of W.H. Smiths stuck in a time warp) or READ a copy of 'RAZZLE' as made famous in the immortal lyrics of the Ian Dury song 'Razzle In My Pocket' or whatever it was actually titled...

Bernie

[theraven1979]

Barmaid of a pub me and me mate went drinking in in Wakefield was in Razzle once.

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[Burn e 77]

Barmaid of a pub me and me mate went drinking in in Wakefield was in Razzle once.

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Class! A Barmaid and a Tit & Bum model, how cool does it get...
Bernie

[sewer rat]

back in the 70's we used to find copies of Razzle in bushes and hedges.

[Rockula]

PS. Has anyone ACTUALLY seen (in a museum, or a branch of W.H. Smiths stuck in a time warp) or READ a copy of 'RAZZLE' as made famous in the immortal lyrics of the Ian Dury song 'Razzle In My Pocket' or whatever it was actually titled...

Bernie

Yes. Especially as I lived 500 yards from South Street, Romford shopping arcade in 1977....
But, although it's possible that 'I went out on the nick' (I'm admitting nothing) having been badly lead by bigger boys, I never stole a Razzle.
It would've been more likely to be 'Whizzer & Chips'....

[sewer rat]

in edinburgh bus station, there was a kiosk at exit which sold sweets, papers, juice, ciggies etc but it also sold porn mags. this day in particular there was a wee, old woman serving....y'know the type....stout, glasses on the end of the nose, white hair in a bun, about 65. i dared ma mate to ask to buy a porno. after a bit of protesting he agreed. we went up to the booth and this is the conversation......

woman - "hello son, what can ah get ye?"
mate - "erm...eh...urm....can ah have Club please"
woman - "ok, erm...do you want 10 or 20?"
.....i totally started pissin' myself. she thought he meant Club cigarettes
mate - (with a total beamer) "er...i meant the magazine"
......i couldn't speak for about half an hour cos of the laughing....priceless

[Burn e 77]

PS. Has anyone ACTUALLY seen (in a museum, or a branch of W.H. Smiths stuck in a time warp) or READ a copy of 'RAZZLE' as made famous in the immortal lyrics of the Ian Dury song 'Razzle In My Pocket' or whatever it was actually titled...

Bernie

Yes. Especially as I lived 500 yards from South Street, Romford shopping arcade in 1977....
But, although it's possible that 'I went out on the nick' (I'm admitting nothing) having been badly lead by bigger boys, I never stole a Razzle.
It would've been more likely to be 'Whizzer & Chips'....

Hi "Rockula" Good to hear that you've actually seen a copy of "Razzle" I think that John Peel mentioned "Whizzer & Chips" on his Radio 1 show and how much he liked it too!
Bernie