My cat's a dopey cnut because?

Post by **Burn e 77** » 12 May 2016, 21:32

My cat's a dopey cnut because... It totally ignored me tonight and jumped over the neighbours fence while I was dishing out it's Tuna Surprise, dopey CNUT

Is you cat a dopey cnut too!? Comments...
Bernie

Post by **PaulinLondon** » 12 May 2016, 22:13

Burn e 77 wrote:My cat's a selfish cnut because... It totally ignored me tonight and jumped over the neighbours fence while I was dishing out it's Tuna Surprise, phuqin CNUT
Is you cat a selfish cnut? Comments...
Bernie

Maybe it has gone off tuna ?

Tuna Surprise every night ? Fuck that.

MiB81 · Post by **MiB81** » 12 May 2016, 22:32

Maybe it's a cat, and not a person.

Post by **Burn e 77** » 12 May 2016, 22:57

PaulinLondon wrote:
Burn e 77 wrote:My cat's a selfish cnut because... It totally ignored me tonight and jumped over the neighbours fence while I was dishing out it's Tuna Surprise, phuqin CNUT
Is you cat a selfish cnut? Comments...
Bernie
Maybe it has gone off tuna ?

Tuna Surprise every night ? Fuck that.

Good call Paul... but, I said Tuna Surprise because it's the first time I've ever offered this to my miserable moggie... it hates fish with a passion but likes fresh chicken scraps that I buy from the butcher next door (my other moggie only like milk & fish!) but I couldn't be bothered to visit the butcher for it's normal Chicken offal Surprise so a can of Waitrose Tuna in Sunflower oil (oil drained of) was proffered to the ungrateful fleabag

Bernie

Post by **Bag Lady** » 12 May 2016, 23:03

Your cat hates you.

Post by **Burn e 77** » 12 May 2016, 23:29

Bag Lady wrote:Your cat hates you.

Yes, we have an agreement...

Bernie

Post by **Burn e 77** » 13 May 2016, 05:40

Burn e 77 wrote:
Bag Lady wrote:Your cat hates you.
Yes, we have an agreement...
Bernie

https://youtu.be/uh6GGA3qGOo

Post by **Bobinblack** » 13 May 2016, 08:44

Hmm, which is the dopey one, the one getting better food elsewhere or the one paying for and dishing out the tuna 'surprise'?

Post by **Burn e 77** » 13 May 2016, 09:24

Bobinblack wrote:Hmm, which is the dopey one, the one getting better food elsewhere or the one paying for and dishing out the tuna 'surprise'?

Good point Bob, I moved in to my present house 3 years ago... It came with 2 stray white & grey-green moggies. They never leave my back garden and I feed them every day... One likes milk & fish, the other only drinks rain water from my carnivorous plant trays & likes to nosh on fresh chicken scraps that I buy from the butcher next door. Yesterday evening I put down a plate of Waitrose Tuna which had been drained of Sunflower Oil... my moggie sniffed it turned his nose up at it tried to scratch my eyes out and jumped over my neighbours fence! It returned at 05:45 this morning while I was tending my pepper & tomato plants and quickly devoured the Waitrose Tuna... Dopey cnut

Bernie

Post by **Burn e 77** » 13 May 2016, 17:53

Watch the 1st moggie in the link below (lasts around 30 seconds), I guarantee you'll laugh hard or I'll buy you a pint!

https://youtu.be/uh6GGA3qGOo

Bernie

Post by **ThruBeingCool** » 13 May 2016, 22:00

Interesting

Post by **Bobinblack** » 14 May 2016, 17:32

Burn e 77 wrote:
Bobinblack wrote:Hmm, which is the dopey one, the one getting better food elsewhere or the one paying for and dishing out the tuna 'surprise'?
Good point Bob, I moved in to my present house 3 years ago... It came with 2 stray white & grey-green moggies. They never leave my back garden and I feed them every day... One likes milk & fish, the other only drinks rain water from my carnivorous plant trays & likes to nosh on fresh chicken scraps that I buy from the butcher next door. Yesterday evening I put down a plate of Waitrose Tuna which had been drained of Sunflower Oil... my moggie sniffed it turned his nose up at it tried to scratch my eyes out and jumped over my neighbours fence! It returned at 05:45 this morning while I was tending my pepper & tomato plants and quickly devoured the Waitrose Tuna... Dopey cnut
Bernie

You're a credit to cats, mate, lesson learned too. meanwhile, i watched in mild disgust as one of my 'in laws' cats puked up some grass it had eaten.

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