The clue was in the rolling eyes Jax.....in other other words I didn't bite....you obviously did which is what Sir Sewer Rat wanted.Ravenette wrote:I suggest you get out more Bella. These are older than you!bellainblack wrote:sewer rat wrote:this should get all the females' backs up......
3 blonde women are out for a walk in the country one hot afternoon when one stops and says...."look!, horse tracks!" the other two look down a bit puzzled. another says..."no...no, you're wrong....that's more like deer tracks". the third blonde woman says..."listen! i can settle this once and for all....they're cattle tracks. the three blondes atart arguing about what the tracks are when suddenly the train hits them......
why do blondes take the pill....so they know what day of the week it is
a blonde went to pizza hut and ordered a pizza. the assisstant asked if she would like it cut into 6 or 12 pieces. the blonde replied..."oh, 6 please...i could never eat 12"
a traffic cop pulls over a car that's speeding and weaving all over the road. he gets out and walks over to the other car and asks the driver to wind the window down. there's a blonde woman behind the wheel and he gets a strong wiff of alcohol. suspicious that she may be under the influence, he asks the blonde to get out the car to which she obliges.
"you're staggering!" says the cop
"you're not bad yourself" replies the blonde
Fair play you are bloody hilarious ...thanks for sharing :roll
Apologies for late reply...I was out with my life
