Who's got the biggest 'beast'?

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Who's got the biggest 'beast'?

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A woman on this fine forum has suggested an excellent new thread... 'Who's got the biggest 'beast''
Well fella's just WHO on this fine Forum has the biggest beast, she has courageously offered to 'put her hand' at measuring duties!
May I suggest until final 'Rules' are agreed that we send in photos, please note that photos that have been taken on ZOOM focus at 400% will NOT be considered... all photos must be accompanied with a 2p piece in the foreground, this can be used to determine proportion AND size of your beast :wink:
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You first Bernie?
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Ravenette wrote:Limp or extended?
I believe 'extended' photos are illegal...but damn good call! :lol:
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Ravenette wrote:You first Bernie?
Deffo! :wink:
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Has the forums just had its shipment of Viagra or something?

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Re: Who's got the biggest 'beast'?

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i can't find a 2p to compare the size of my beast to....will a lentil do
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theraven1979 wrote:Has the forums just had its shipment of Viagra or something?

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Yes, but 2 weeks late... and Ravenette is rather 'eager' Lol :grin:
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sewer rat wrote:i can't find a 2p to compare the size of my beast to....will a lentil do
Only if it's an original Lentil from a 1960's hippy squat, NO others will be considered under any circumstances.
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My beast is only 5 inches.
But some people think that's too wide.
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theraven1979 wrote:Has the forums just had its shipment of Viagra or something?

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Re: Who's got the biggest 'beast'?

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Burn e 77 wrote:"bellainblack" has suggested an excellent new thread... 'Who's got the biggest 'beast''
Well fella's just WHO on this fine Forum has the biggest beast, "bellainblack" has courageously offered to 'put her hand' at measuring duties!
May I suggest until final 'Rules' are agreed that we send in photos, please note that photos that have been taken on ZOOM focus at 400% will NOT be considered... all photos must be accompanied with a 2p piece in the foreground, this can be used to determine proportion AND size of your beast :wink:
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IMHO those who shout the loudest and have the most sexist attitude on this forum are not particularly endowed; therefore if you want me to start measuring the "little pricks" on this forum I would be happy to judge on that criteria.

TBH I think I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than look at photographs of "your so called little beasts".
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