Who's got the biggest 'beast'?

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Re: Who's got the biggest 'beast'?

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HOFT wrote::twisted:

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could you please send through a larger/more zoomed in pic, I'd like to start evaluating some of the nipples on offer here, thanks

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is the guy in the picture wearing hairy stockings by any chance?
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MiB81 wrote:
theraven1979 wrote:Has the forums just had its shipment of Viagra or something?

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*sigh* He's asking to see photos of our penises (peni?) now? :roll: :smt009 :smt017 :smt018 :smt078 :smt097
"MiB81" You're such a funny but profoundly sad cnut! :grin:
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bellainblack wrote:
Burn e 77 wrote:"bellainblack" has suggested an excellent new thread... 'Who's got the biggest 'beast''
Well fella's just WHO on this fine Forum has the biggest beast, "bellainblack" has courageously offered to 'put her hand' at measuring duties!
May I suggest until final 'Rules' are agreed that we send in photos, please note that photos that have been taken on ZOOM focus at 400% will NOT be considered... all photos must be accompanied with a 2p piece in the foreground, this can be used to determine proportion AND size of your beast :wink:
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IMHO those who shout the loudest and have the most sexist attitude on this forum are not particularly endowed; therefore if you want me to start measuring the "little pricks" on this forum I would be happy to judge on that criteria.

TBH I think I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than look at photographs of "your so called little beasts".
Oh "bellainblack" You're so funny! Hug & kisses! :grin:
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I have to use my wheelchair to help me carry it around. Good evening to all the fine ladieeeesssssss :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

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Hammersmith1982 wrote:I have to use my wheelchair to help me carry it around. Good evening to all the fine ladieeeesssssss :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Yes, I know........I'll get me coat!
Please do :roll:
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Is that a still from 'God is a woman' ?
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Re: Who's got the biggest 'beast'?

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Burn e 77 wrote:
MiB81 wrote:
*sigh* He's asking to see photos of our penises (peni?) now? :roll: :smt009 :smt017 :smt018 :smt078 :smt097
"MiB81" You're such a funny but profoundly sad cnut! :grin:

My god, 9 words, Edited 7 times?
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Re: Who's got the biggest 'beast'?

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Just a quick one on this subject to make you giggle................

There is a guy in the RAF who is legendary, and totally nameless who used to whip out his manhood at every opportunity.

On a "certain" tour we used to exchange with the crew from the Royal Yacht Britannia and play sport. The RAF against the Navy. You get the flavour! Footy, Golf etc etc..... and it always ended up in the bar and total madness but fun.

After the Navy lost in all the "games", a fish head started bragging that they had been well and truly dicked but they had a seaman ahem* with the biggest c*ck..............we just pissed ourselves and out came the RAF's ace, G***y H*****d (Name protected).........................he whipped his out. The room gasped!

He was One and a half Cribbage boards limp!

The RAF well and truly "dicked" the Navy.
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are you sure it was a case of him having a big cock and not the rest of you having 'tiddlers' that made his 2 and a halfcm look massive
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sewer rat wrote:are you sure it was a case of him having a big cock and not the rest of you having 'tiddlers' that made his 2 and a halfcm look massive

What a card............ :lol: :lol: :lol:
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